Advanced Toilet with Remote Bidet Pod.

A toilet seat assembly, comprising a toilet seat, a pod, an electrical connection, a water-source-to-pod hose, and a pod-to-toilet hose, where the electrical connection provides power to the pod, where the water-source-to-pod hose connects a water source to the pod, where the pod-to-toilet hose connects the pod to the toilet seat, where the toilet seat comprises at least one sensor, where the pod houses both a hardware component and a software component, where the hardware component comprises a water heater, an Electrical Engineering—Mechanical control outline, a flow meter, a solenoid/regulator, a speaker, a ground connection for water, a drain, a descale port, and a deodorizer bottle, where the at least one sensor sends at least one data to the software component, where the software component performs at least one calculation and displays the at least one calculation on a viewing device, where the toilet seat comprises a cavity, where one or more internal parts are stored, where the cavity is not visible from outside of the toilet assembly, where the cavity houses a nozzle, where the nozzle is fed water from the pod-to-toilet hose, where the nozzle protrudes from an underside of the toilet seat, and delivers a stream of water, where the cavity additionally comprises a vacuum breaker valve, where the pod additionally comprises a deodorizer container, where the deodorizer container is connected to the pod-to-toilet hose, such that a quantify of deodorizer is added to the quantity of water moving from the bidet to the nozzle in the pod-to-toilet hose, where the toilet seat comprises one or more silicon pads, where each of the one or more silicon pads is located in a front, underside location on the toilet seat, where each of the one or more silicon pads have a scale and a weight distribution sensor such that each of the one or more silicon pads can measure a user's weight and determine how that user's weight is distributed in a weight distribution assessment, where the software component uses the user's weight and the weight distribution assessment to identify the user, where the toilet seat additionally comprise one or more sensor pads, where each of the one or more sensor pads is located in a top, front position on the toilet seat, where each of the one or more sensor pads records at least one item of biometric information, where the toilet seat comprises at least two sensors, where the at least two sensors are biosensors, where the toilet seat additionally comprises at least one dot matrix display, where each dot matrix display is located inside the toilet seat, where the toilet seat additionally comprises one or ore front sensors, where each of the one or more front sensors is located on a front section of the toilet seat, where each of the one or more front sensors detects when a potential user approaches the toilet seat, and causes a toilet lid to automatically open, and, can also detect when there are no potential users in the vicinity and cause the toilet lid to automatically close after passage of a certain time period.