Classifying telemetry data to identify and remediate issues

A server comprising:

• one or more processors;
• and
• one or more non-transitory computer readable media storing instructions executable by the one or more processors to perform operations comprising:
• receiving, from a computing device, data identifying an event that occurred on the computing device;
• determining a plurality of features associated with the event;
• determining a distance between individual features of the plurality of features and individual centroids of a plurality of clusters;
• determining that a particular distance between a particular feature of the plurality of features and a centroid of a particular cluster of the plurality of clusters is a shorter distance than the distance between other features of the plurality of features and other centroids corresponding to other clusters of the plurality of clusters;
• determining a classification of the event based on the particular cluster;
• determining that the classification is a remediable issue;
• selecting, based on the classification, a remediation action from a plurality of remediation actions;
• and
• performing the remediation action.

One or more non-transitory computer readable media storing instructions executable by one or more processors to perform operations comprising:

• receiving, from a computing device, data identifying an event that occurred on the computing device;
• determining a plurality of features associated with the event;
• determining a distance between individual features of the plurality of features and individual centroids of a plurality of clusters;
• determining that a particular distance between a particular feature of the plurality of features and a centroid of a particular cluster of the plurality of clusters is a shorter distance than the distance between other features of the plurality of features and other centroids corresponding to other clusters of the plurality of clusters;
• determining a classification of the event based on the particular cluster;
• determining that the classification is a remediable issue;
• selecting, based on the classification, a remediation action from a plurality of remediation actions;
• and
• performing the remediation action.