Covert tobacco smoking pipe

A covert pipe apparatus for facilitating smoking tobacco, comprising:

• a tubular element having a first end and a second end;
• a hollow semi-cylindrical element for holding tobacco during smoking, wherein the hollow semi-cylindrical element fits securely within the tubular element and includes perforations in its surface;
• a first torus located on a first end of the hollow semi-cylindrical element, wherein a flame ingresses into the first torus during smoking;
• a second torus located on a second end of the hollow semi-cylindrical element, wherein smoke from burning tobacco egresses from the second torus during smoking;
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• an attachable functional element for coupling to the first end of the tubular element wherein the attachable functional element is selected from the group comprising a pencil, pen, laser pointer, flashlight, and retractable pointing stick.

A covert pipe apparatus for facilitating smoking tobacco, comprising:

• a tubular element having a first end and a second end;
• a hollow semi-cylindrical element for holding tobacco during smoking, wherein the hollow semi-cylindrical element fits securely within the tubular element and includes a filter and perforations in its surface;
• a first torus located on a first end of the hollow semi-cylindrical element, wherein a flame ingresses into the first torus during smoking;
• a second torus located on a second end of the hollow semi-cylindrical element, wherein smoke from burning tobacco egresses from the second torus during smoking;
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• an attachable functional element for coupling to the first end of the tubular element.