Auto cleaning toilet seat assembly

In combination with a toilet having a toilet bowl and a toilet seat coupled to the toilet bowl, the toilet seat defining a center aperture and including a front end defining a distal spatial discontinuity, a back end, a top surface, an inner circumferential surface, and an outer circumferential surface, the improvement comprising;

• a cover with an inner surface and an outer surface opposing the inner surface, the cover:
• including a back end, a front end, an upper wall flanked by an outer sidewall and an inner sidewall, both the outer and inner sidewalls opposing one another, extending downwardly from the upper wall, and having inner surfaces defining a fluid transport conduit;
• including an air deflector defining a portion of the upper wall of the cover and disposed proximal to the front end of the cover, the air deflector including two opposing surfaces converging together and extending downwardly away from the upper wall of the cover;
• with a first position and a second position along a cover translation path, the first position including:
• the cover surrounding the toilet seat;
• the inner surface of the outer sidewall continuously contouring the outer circumference surface of the toilet seat from the back end of the toilet seat and toward the front end of the toilet seat;
• the inner surface of the inner sidewall continuously contouring the inner circumference surface of the toilet seat from the back end of the toilet seat toward the front end of the toilet seat;
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• the two opposing surfaces of the air deflector converging in an orientation toward the distal spatial discontinuity disposed at the front end of the toilet seat;
• defining at least one liquid aperture fluidly coupled to the fluid transport conduit;
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• defining at least one gas aperture fluidly coupled to the fluid transport conduit, the fluid transport conduit, when the cover is in the first position, spanning from the back end of the toilet seat, to the front end of the toilet seat, and terminating at the distal spatial discontinuity disposed at the front end of the toilet seat;
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• an electrical system operably configured, when the cover is in the first position, to cause:
• a liquid matter, from a liquid source, to discharge, through the at least one liquid aperture, onto a portion of the top surface of the toilet seat;
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• an induced flow of gaseous matter, from a gas source, to discharge, through the at least one gas aperture, at a speed sufficient to transport the liquid matter through the fluid transport conduit, on the top surface of toilet seat, and through the distal spatial discontinuity disposed at the front end of the toilet seat.