Cutting torch guide assembly

A cutting torch guide assembly comprising:

• a first rod, said first rod being hollow, said first rod being substantially rectangularly shaped when viewed longitudinally;
• a first sleeve positioned around said first rod, said first sleeve being slidably positionable on said first rod;
• a pin coupled to and extending perpendicularly from said first sleeve, said pin being pointedly shaped distal from said first sleeve, wherein said pin is positioned on said first sleeve such that said pin is configured for coupling to a metal substrate defining an axis of a penetration to be cut into the metal substrate;
• a plurality of first indicators coupled to said first rod, wherein said first indicators are positioned on said first rod such that said first indicators are configured for positioning said first sleeve for selecting a diameter for the penetration on an opposing side of the metal substrate, said first indicators comprising first notches positioned in an upper surface of said first rod, each said first notch being positioned to indicate a respective diameter of the penetration on the opposing side of the metal substrate;
• a first slit positioned through said first sleeve, wherein said first slit is positioned in said first sleeve such that said first slit is configured for viewing said first indicators as said first sleeve is motivated longitudinally along said first rod;
• a second rod positioned in and selectively extensible from a first end said first rod;
• a plurality of second indicators coupled to said second rod, wherein said second indicators are positioned on said second rod such that said second indicators are configured for positioning said second rod relative to said first rod for selecting a thickness of the metal substrate, said second indicators comprising second notches positioned in an upper face of said second rod, each said second notch being positioned to indicate a respective thickness of the metal substrate;
• a second slit positioned through said first rod, wherein said second slit is positioned in said first rod such that said second slit is configured for viewing said second indicators as said second rod is extended from said first rod;
• a first fastener coupled to said first sleeve, said first fastener being selectively couplable to said first rod to couple said first sleeve to said first rod, said first fastener comprising a first hole and a first thumb screw, said first hole being positioned through said first sleeve, said first hole being complementary to said first thumb screw, wherein said first hole is positioned through said first sleeve such that said first hole is positioned for threadedly inserting said first thumb screw for selectively coupling said first sleeve to said first rod;
• a second fastener coupled to said first rod, said second fastener being selectively couplable to said second rod to couple said first rod to said second rod, said second fastener comprising a second hole and a second thumb screw, said second hole being positioned through said first rod, said second hole being complementary to said second thumb screw, wherein said second hole is positioned through said first rod such that said second hole is positioned for threadedly inserting said second thumb screw for selectively coupling said first rod to said second rod;
• a ring coupled to and extending transversely from said second rod distal from said first rod, said ring being complementary to a nozzle of a cutting torch, wherein said ring is positioned on said second rod such that said ring is configured for inserting the nozzle of the cutting torch to couple the nozzle to said second rod such that the nozzle is positioned for cutting the penetration into said substrate such that the penetration is conically frustum shaped such that the diameter of the penetration on the opposing side of the metal substrate is substantially complementary to a cylindrical object that is to be coupled to the metal substrate, such that insertion of the cylindrical object into the penetration defines a circular channel between the cylindrical object and the metal substrate that is configured for housing a weld that couples the cylindrical object to the metal substrate;
• a third fastener coupled to said ring, said third fastener being selectively couplable to the nozzle of the cutting torch to couple the nozzle to said ring, said third fastener comprising a third hole and a third thumb screw, said third hole being positioned through said ring, said third hole being complementary to said third thumb screw, wherein said third hole is positioned through said ring such that said third hole is positioned for threadedly inserting said third thumb screw for selectively coupling the nozzle of the cutting torch to couple the nozzle to said ring;
• a second sleeve positioned around said first rod, said second sleeve being slidably positionable on said first rod;
• a pair of arms coupled to and extending perpendicularly from said second sleeve;
• a wheel axially coupled to and extending between said pair of arms, wherein said wheel is positioned on said second sleeve such that said wheel is configured for positioning said first rod substantially parallel to the metal substrate and wherein said wheel is configured for stabilizing said first rod as said first rod is rotated around said pin;
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• a fourth fastener coupled to said second sleeve, said fourth fastener being selectively couplable to said first rod to couple said second sleeve to said first rod, said fourth fastener comprising a fourth hole and a fourth thumb screw, said fourth hole being positioned through said second sleeve, said fourth hole being complementary to said fourth thumb screw, wherein said fourth hole is positioned through said second sleeve such that said fourth hole is positioned for threadedly inserting said fourth thumb screw for selectively coupling said second sleeve to said first rod.