A detection device for cannabinoid use comprising:
- a substantially trapezoidal handheld portable base unit having a convexly curved bottom portion, a linear top edge, a right side, a left side, a front side, and an exterior surface;
- a display screen disposed on the front side of the base unit proximal the top edge;
- an antimicrobial covering disposed on the exterior surface of the base unit;
- a first battery compartment disposed within the base unit;
- a pair of rechargeable batteries disposed within the first battery compartment;
- a central processing unit disposed within the base unit;
- a tetrahydrocannabinol testing device disposed within the base unit;
- a testing slot having a front end medially disposed on the bottom portion of the base unit and a back end disposed within the tetrahydrocannabinol testing device;
- a plurality of elongated rectangular sterile testing strips, each of the plurality of testing strips slidably and removably disposed within the testing slot;
- a testing activation control disposed on the front side of the base unit proximal the bottom portion;
- a pair of T-shaped attachment slots comprising a right attachment slot and a left attachment slot, each of the right attachment slot and the left attachment slot disposed within the top edge of the base unit proximal the right side and the left side, respectively;
- a universal serial bus port medially disposed within the top edge of the base unit between the right attachment slot and the left attachment slot;
- a handheld portable printer having a linear bottom surface, a back surface, a right surface, a left surface, a universal serial bus plug substantially medially disposed on the bottom surface, and a pair of T-shaped attachment extensions comprising a right attachment extension and a left attachment extension, each of the right attachment extension and the left attachment extension disposed on the bottom surface proximal the right surface and the left surface, respectively;
- a second battery compartment disposed within the portable printer;
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- a rechargeable battery disposed within the second battery compartment;
- wherein a distance between the right attachment slot and the left attachment slot is equal to a distance between the right attachment extension and the left attachment extension;
- wherein each of the right attachment extension, the left attachment extension, and the universal serial bus plug simultaneously removably and slidably engages the right attachment slot, the left attachment slot, and the universal serial bus port, respectively;
- wherein the tetrahydrocannabinol testing device is configured to analyze and calculate the presence and amount of tetrahydrocannabinol in a person's bloodstream when one of the plurality of testing strips containing a sample of one of the person's saliva and blood is disposed within the testing slot and the testing activation control is depressed by a user;
- wherein the display screen is configured to display the presence and amount of tetrahydrocannabinol in the person's bloodstream as calculated by the tetrahydrocannabinol testing device;
- wherein the printer is configured to print a receipt showing the presence and amount of tetrahydrocannabinol in the person's bloodstream as calculated by the tetrahydrocannabinol testing device;
- wherein the display screen, the pair of rechargeable batteries, the central processing unit, the tetrahydrocannabinol testing device, the testing activation control, the printer, and the rechargeable battery are in operational communication with each other.