Method and composition for topical pain relief

A method of preparing a composition of topical cream for topical pain relief, the method comprising:

• adding first water to methylsulfonylmethane, resulting in a first mixture;
• adding second water, bromelain, aloe vera juice, and papain to the first mixture, resulting in a second mixture;
• heating coconut oil and palm kernel oil;
• adding the coconut oil and the palm kernel oil to the second mixture, resulting in a third mixture;
• combining a plurality of sweet oils, resulting in a sweet oil mixture, wherein the plurality of sweet oils comprises more than one of:
• lemon oil, sweet orange oil, arnica, sweet almond oil, peppermint oil, grape seed oil, comfrey oil, eucalyptus oil, grapefruit seed extract, and fragrance oils comprising mango oil and kiwi oil;
• adding the sweet oil mixture, at a temperature lower than the third mixture, to the third mixture, resulting in a fourth mixture;
• and
• thickening the fourth mixture comprising adding xanthan gum to the fourth mixture, resulting in the composition, wherein each element, when added, has one of a volume and a mass
• in a range comprising:
• the methyl sulfonylmethane:
• 8.6-13 kg;
• the first water:
• 12.8-19.2 gallons;
• the second water:
• 2136-3204 mL;
• the bromelain:
• 2.952-4.428 kg;
• the papain:
• 1.152-1.728 kg;
• the aloe vera juice:
• 10.4-15.6 gallons;
• the coconut oil:
• 4.8-7.2 gallons;
• the palm kernel oil:
• 4.8-7.2 gallons;
• the lemon essential oil:
• 1965.6-2948.4 mL;
• the sweet almond oil:
• 1050.4-1587.6 mL;
• the sweet orange essential oil:
• 1814.4-2721.6 mL;
• the peppermint oil:
• 604.8-907.2 mL;
• the grapeseed oil:
• 756-1134 mL;
• the kiwi fragrance oil:
• 655.2-982.8 mL;
• the mango fragrance oil:
• 966.4-1449.6 mL;
• the comfrey oil:
• 392.8-589.2 mL;
• the eucalyptus oil:
• 392.8-589.2 mL;
• the arnica oil:
• 453.6-680.4 mL;
• the grapefruit seed extract:
• 100.8-151.2 mL;
• and
• the xanthan gum:
• 745.6-1118.4
• wherein the composition is a topical cream suitable for application to skin and provides topical pain relief when applied to the skin.