Theft-resistant tire mounting assembly

A theft-resistant tire mounting assembly comprising:

• a wheel rim, said wheel rim comprising:
• a plurality of recesses, each said recess being positioned proximate to a center of said wheel rim, said recesses being substantially circularly shaped when viewed perpendicularly from said wheel rim,
• a plurality of openings, each said opening being centrally positioned in a respective said recess, wherein each said opening is positioned in said wheel rim for insertion of a respective stud bolt extending from a wheel hub of a vehicle, said openings being substantially circularly shaped when viewed perpendicularly from said wheel rim, and
• a wheel rim, said wheel rim being centrally positioned in an outside face of said wheel rim, said wheel rim being substantially circularly shaped, said wheel rim being substantially flat, each said recess being positioned in said wheel rim;
• a plurality of nuts, said nuts being configured to threadedly couple to the stud bolts of a wheel hub, each said nut having a first end and a second end, said first end being complementary to a respective stud bolt, such that said nut is threadedly couplable to the respective stud bolt to couple said wheel rim to the vehicle, said second end being complementary to a socket of a tire iron, said second end being hexagonally shaped when viewed longitudinally;
• at least one of said plurality of nuts comprising a locknut, said second end of said locknut comprising an exposed face, a perimeter of said exposed face being complementary to said opening, wherein said locknut is incompatible with the socket of the tire iron and such that a wrench is not positionable around said exposed face of said locknut when said locknut is threadedly coupled to the stud bolt;
• said exposed face having a perimeter, said perimeter being positioned immediately adjacent to a circumference of said opening when said locknut is threadedly coupled to the stud bolt, such that a wrench is not positionable around said perimeter of said exposed face when said locknut is threadedly coupled to the stud bolt;
• a keyhole, said keyhole being positioned in said exposed face of said locknut, said keyhole comprising a unique indentation, said unique indentation being positioned in said exposed face of said locknut;
• an adapter, said adapter having a key end and a hexagonal end, said key end being complementary to said exposed face, said hexagonal end being complementary to the socket of the tire iron, said key end comprising an extrusion, said extrusion being complementary to said unique indentation;
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• wherein said locknut is incompatible with the socket of the tire iron and such that a wrench is not positionable around said exposed face of said locknut when said locknut is threadedly coupled to the stud bolt, wherein said adapter is configured for insertion of said hexagonal end into the socket of the tire iron, and wherein said extrusion is positioned for insertion into said unique indentation, such that said adapter is configured to transfer clockwise torque from the tire iron to said locknut to tighten said locknut and wherein said adapter is configured to transfer counter-clockwise torque from the tire iron to said locknut to loosen said locknut.