Clandestine lotion dispensing apparatus

A dispensing apparatus, comprising:

• a display panel having a back surface;
• a dispensing device coupled to said back surface of said display panel;
• and
• a display housing;
• wherein:
• said display panel is selectively coupled to said display housing so as to define a void between said display panel and said display housing when coupled thereto;
• said display panel is selectively located at a first configuration in which said dispensing device is situated within said void and a second configuration in which said dispensing device is situated outside said void;
• wherein:
• said display housing includes a pair of opposed upstanding side panels each having upper and lower ends, each side panel having an inner surface defining a channel extending substantially between respective upper and lower ends;
• and
• said display panel includes first and second ends with a first pair of opposing bosses extending outwardly from opposed sides of said first end and a second pair of opposing bosses extending outwardly from opposed sides of said second end;
• said first pair of bosses and said second pair of bosses include a configuration complementary to a configuration of said channels and are selectively situated in said channel such that said display panel is selectively and slidably movable between said first configuration and said second configuration without decoupling said display panel from said display housing.