Chronograph assembly

A chronograph assembly comprising:

• a clock, said clock having an outer edge extending between each of a front side and a back side of said clock, said clock being structured to have a pair of hands movably coupled to said front side of said clock wherein said hands are configured to indicate a time of day, said clock being coupled to a support surface;
• said front side of said clock having indicia printed thereon such that said hands sequentially point to said indicia, said indicia comprising hours of the day;
• a processor coupled to said clock;
• an electronic memory coupled to said clock, said electronic memory being electrically coupled to said processor, said electronic memory storing a recorded audible message, said recorded audible message comprising the words “It's five o'clock somewhere”;
• a control coupled to said clock, said control being electrically coupled to said electronic memory such that said control selects an aural quality of said recorded audible message;
• a speaker coupled to said front side of said clock proximate said outer edge of said clock such that said speaker directs an audible sound toward a user, said speaker being electrically coupled to said processor;
• a sensor coupled to said clock such that said sensor detects when a minute one of said hands points toward a trigger one of said indicia, said sensor being electrically coupled to said processor such that said processor is actuated when said hands are positioned in a trigger position, said speaker emitting said recorded audible message when said minute hand points toward said trigger indicia;
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• a power supply coupled to said clock, said power supply being electrically coupled to said processor, said power supply comprising at least one battery.