Absorbent and impermeable seat insert

An erectable absorbent and impermeable seat insert configurable for use upon a particular seat, said absorbent and impermeable seat insert comprising:

• a front edge, a rear edge, and a pair of side edges;
• an impermeable bottom layer;
• a bleached cardboard layer disposed atop the impermeable layer;
• a gelling material disposed atop the cardboard layer;
• a dry weave disposed atop the gelling material;
• a pair of adhesive strips disposed on the impermeable layer, each of said pair of adhesive strips disposed to contact an extant seat atop which the seat insert is situated;
• each of a pair of backing members disposed covering each of the pair of adhesive strips, said backing members revealing an adhesive layer when removed therefrom, whereby the seat insert is securably positional atop an extant seat;
• and
• a longitudinal stiffener disposed along each of the pair of side edges and rear edge;
• wherein the absorbent and impermeable seat insert is foldable to erect a pair of side walls along each of the pair of side edges and a rear wall along the rear edge, each of said pair of side walls and rear wall bounding three sides of the seat insert, whereby said gelling material absorbs fluids excreted atop said seat insert and the impermeable bottom layer prevents fluids from leaking through the gelling material and onto an underlying seat upon which the absorbent impermeable seat insert is disposed.