Bumper soccer

A board game comprising:

• a game board having a length and a width, the game board having a first end, a second end, a first side, and a second side, the game board being rectangular and having a top flat surface,
• a center line located on the flat surface of the game board, the center line traveling from the first side to the second side of the game board halfway in between the first end and the second end of the game board,
• a pair of goals comprising a first goal and a second goal, the first goal being located at the first end of the game board, the second goal being located at the second end of the game board, the first goal and the second goal each having an open end, each open end having a first side and a second side,
• a quartet of mounting nails, each of the mounting nails being attached to a corner of the top flat surface of the game board,
• a playing surface located on the top surface of the game board, the playing surface being marked off by a defined border, the defined border being a first elastic band having a first end and a second end, the first end of the first elastic band attached to the first side of the open end of the first goal, the length of the first elastic band wrapped around the first nail and the second nail, and the second end of the first elastic band being attached to the first side of the open end of the second goal and a second elastic band having a first end and a second end, the first end of the second elastic band attached to the second side of the open end of the first goal, the length of the second elastic band wrapped around the third nail and the fourth nail, and the second end of the second elastic band being attached to the second side of the open end of the second goal,
• two sets of players, each set of players comprising a plurality of players fixedly attached to the playing surface of the game board in a fixed pattern, a first set of players being located on a first side of the center line and a second set of players being located on a second side of the center line,
• a game ball for use on the playing surface of the game board,
• a pair of objects for hitting the game ball around on the playing surface of the game board,
• means for determining how many hits each player gets when using an object to hit the game ball, and
• means for keeping score for each player when at least two individuals are playing the board game.