Premoistened toilet paper dispenser

An apparatus for dispensing a roll of flushable, pre-moistened toilet paper mounted on a conventional toilet paper holder, the conventional toilet paper holder having a pair of retaining arms spaced for holding a standard roll of toilet paper therebetween, the apparatus comprising:

• a. a housing having:
• i. a first end wall, an opposing second end wall, and a tubular sidewall extending therebetween, the first end wall and the second end wall being spaced to fit between the pair of retaining arms of the conventional toilet paper holder;
• ii. an interior surface defining a chamber, the chamber being sized to receive the roll of pre-moistened toilet paper, the chamber also being substantially sealed to substantially prevent evaporation of the moisture on the toilet paper;
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• iii. an opening extending through a portion of the housing, the opening being sizeable to enable dispensing of the pre-moistened toilet paper in the chamber through the opening;
• b. means positioned within the chamber for holding the roll of pre-moistened toilet paper so that the roll of pre-moistened toilet paper freely rotates as the toilet paper is dispensed;
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• c. means for selectively securing the housing to the retaining arms of the conventional toilet paper holder.

A system for dispensing toilet paper, the system comprising:

• a. a roll of toilet paper being at least partially saturated with an aqueous bacterial static agent, the toilet paper having sufficient strength to be selectively unrolled without substantially decomposing;
• b. a housing having:
• i. an interior surface defining a chamber, the chamber being sized to receive the roll of the toilet paper saturated with the bacterial static agent, the chamber being substantially sealed to substantially prevent evaporation of the aqueous bacterial static agent on the toilet paper;
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• ii. an opening extending through a portion of the housing, the opening being sizeable to enable dispensing of the toilet paper in the chamber through the opening;
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• c. means positioned within the chamber for holding the roll of toilet paper so that the roll of toilet paper freely rotates as the toilet paper is dispensed.