Eyeglass assembly mounting a tissue roll

A novelty apparatus, comprising in combination,

• an eyeglass frame, the eyeglass frame including a first lens support ring positioned adjacent a second lens support rings, wherein the first lens support ring and the second lens support ring are arranged in substantially coplanar relationship to include a bridge web securing the first lens support ring relative to the second lens support ring, the first lens support ring includes a first support ring flange, and the second lens support ring includes a second support ring flange, with the first support ring flange positioned at a first distal end of the eyeglass frame and the second support ring flange positioned adjacent a second distal end of the eyeglass frame, and
• the first support ring flange includes a first temple leg mounted thereto, the second support ring flange includes a second temple leg mounted thereto, and
• the first temple leg includes a first support post orthogonally mounted to the first support ring flange adjacent the first temple leg, and the second support ring flange includes a second support post orthogonally mounted to the second support ring flange adjacent to and orthogonally oriented relative to the second temple leg, wherein the first support post and the second support post are arranged in a parallel coextensive relationship relative to one another, with the first support post including a first support post bore, the second support post including a second support post bore, wherein the first support post bore and the second support post bore are coaxially aligned, and support roll rotatably mounted between the first support post and the second support post, with the support roll including a first axle directed through the first support post bore, and the support roll including a second axle directed through the second support post bore, and a tissue paper web wound about the support roll spaced from the eyeglass frame.