Eyeglass retainer

The combination comprising:

• A. a pair of eyeglasses having a pair of stems, each stem having a terminal end;
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• B. an eyeglass retainer for holding said eyeglass snuggly on the head of an eyeglass wearer, comprising:
• 1. an integral resilient flexible circular member having a uniform exterior diameter, said member being wound into a coil of substantially identical circular loops aligned along a common central axis, each of said loops touching its adjacent loop or loops continuously over its entire extent when said coil is unexpanded by an eyeglass wearer, said member having cylindrical terminal ends that face generally in the same direction and extend essentially perpendicularly to said central axis, one of said terminal ends extending from an edge of said coil above said central axis, and the other of said terminal ends extending from an edge of said coil below said central axis, said loops being separable along said central axis so as to expand said coil, said coil being universally deformable so that said eyeglass retainer can stretch around a head of an eyeglass wearer and snugly hold such eyeglasses on such head, and said coil having a resiliency that prevents said coil from being permanently deformed during normal use and causes said coil to return to its original configuration with each of said loops touching its adjacent loop or loops continuously over its entire extent when said retainer is removed from said eyeglasses;
• 2. a pair of eyeglass stem connectors, each comprising a resilient flexible right circular cylindrical tube having a uniform interior diameter, each tube being open at its opposite ends so as to provide a pair of identical circular holes of the same diameter at the opposite ends of each of said connectors;
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• 3. each of said cylindrical terminal ends of said member extending into one of said identical circular holes in one of said cylindrical tubes, each of said tubes completely surrounding and being bonded to the terminal end it receives, and the other of said pair of identical circular holes being adapted to receive a terminal end of an eyeglass stem and to attach said eyeglass retainer to such terminal end by frictional contact therewith.