Repositionable toilet seat handle assembly

A repositionable toilet seat handle assembly for fastening to an underside of a toilet seat, comprising:

• means for engaging the underside of a toilet seat, said means comprising
• a first clamp having
• a first clamp body;
• a first toilet seat grasping means extending from the first clamp body;
• and
• a first threaded hole in the first clamp body, the first threaded hole having a diameter;
• a second clamp having
• a second clamp body;
• a second toilet seat grasping means extending from the second clamp body, where the first toilet seat grasping means and the second toilet seat grasping means comprise a pair of opposing, concave arcs;
• and
• a sliding hole through the second clamp body, the sliding hole having a diameter larger than the diameter of the first threaded hole in the first clamp body;
• and
• a threaded bolt having a first end and second end, where the first end is mated with the first threaded hole in the first clamp body, and where the bolt extends through the sliding hole in the second clamp body;
• and
• a handle having a second threaded hole mated with the second end of the threaded bolt, where the second threaded hole in the handle does not entirely pierce the handle.

A repositionable toilet seat handle assembly for fastening to an underside of a toilet seat, comprising:

• means for engaging the underside of a toilet seat, said means comprising:
• a first clamp having
• a first clamp body;
• a flat, upper surface on the first clamp body;
• a first toilet seat grasping means extending from the first clamp body, adjacent to and exterior of the flat, upper surface;
• and
• a first threaded hole in the first clamp body, the first threaded hole having a diameter;
• a second clamp having
• a second clamp body;
• a flat, upper surface on the second clamp body;
• a second toilet seat grasping means extending from the second clamp body, adjacent to and exterior of the flat, upper surface, and where the first toilet seat grasping means and the second toilet seat grasping means comprise a pair of opposing, concave arcs;
• and
• a sliding hole through the second clamp body, the sliding hole having a diameter larger than the diameter of the first threaded hole in the first clamp body;
• and
• a threaded bolt having a first end and second end, where the first end is mated with the first threaded hole in the first clamp body, and where the bolt extends through the sliding hole in the second clamp body;
• and
• a handle having a second threaded hole mated with the second end of the threaded bolt, where the second threaded hole in the handle does not entirely pierce the handle, and where the outer contour of the handle is rounded and is at least partially made of a resilient material.