Portable bidet, enema and douche

A portable cleansing assembly comprising:

• a pump assembly adapted for excitation by a source of A.C. electrical power;
• a first rectangular, hollow container including a rectangular first interior cavity conformed to support said pump assembly, said first container including a planar peripheral surface surrounding said first cavity, the free edge of said surface being conformed to define a plane;
• an input fitting attached to said pump and including an input pipe aligned to extend across said plane defined by said free edge of said peripheral surface, said input pipe includes an end closure formed on the free end thereof, a cylindrical projection extending axially from said end closure and a plurality of bores formed in said end closure in circumferential alignment around said projection;
• a second rectangular hollow container including a second cavity conformed for telescopic receipt of said peripheral surface in a first mode of cooperative alignment and to be supported on said edge in an inverted arrangement in a second mode of cooperative alignment;
• a spring loaded normally closed poppet valve assembly extending across the surface of said second container in receiving alignment with said input pipe when said second container is inverted according to said second mode whereby said poppet valve assembly is unseated by said input pipe, said poppet valve assembly including a valve housing disposed on the interior of said second cavity, a plurality of openings formed in the lateral surfaces of said housing, a through-wall fitting extending from the interior of said housing to the exterior of said second container conformed to receive said input pipe, and a spring-loaded valve urged against said fitting within said housing and deployed for vertical translation by said cylindrical projection;
• output fitting means connected to said pump;
• and
• liquid dispensing means connected to said output fitting means for dispensing liquids deposited in said second container and transferred through said poppet valve assembly and said pipe.