Anchored Beverage Container Assembly

An anchored beverage container assembly for holding a beverage container in a secured manner to inhibit the beverage container from tipping over, said assembly comprising:

• a canister having a top end being open wherein said canister is configured to insertably receive a beverage container, said canister being comprised of a thermally insulating material wherein said canister is configured to inhibit thermal communication between the beverage container and ambient air when the beverage container is positioned in said canister, said canister having a stem slot extending through said canister wherein said stem slot is configured to accommodate a stem of a wine glass to facilitate the wine glass to be slid laterally into said canister, said canister having a base slot extending through said canister wherein said base slot is configured to accommodate a base of the wine glass when the wine glass is slid laterally into said canister, said canister having a locking slot extending into said canister, said canister having a bottom wall and an outer wall extending upwardly from said bottom wall, said canister having a partition being positioned closer to said bottom wall than said top end of said canister, said partition lying on a plane being oriented parallel to said bottom wall wherein said partition is configured to have the beverage container or the base of the wine glass resting on said partition, said outer wall curling inwardly adjacent to said top such that an opening defined by said top end has a lesser diameter than a diameter of said outer wall, said stem slot extending through said outer wall, said stem slot extending from a top end of said outer wall toward said partition, said base slot extending through said outer wall, said base slot intersecting a bottom end of said stem slot having said base slot being perpendicularly oriented with said stem slot such that said stem slot and said base slot form a T shape, said base slot being positioned closer to said partition of said canister and said top end of said outer wall of said canister, said locking slot having a first section extending through said outer wall of said canister, said first section being positioned closer to said bottom wall than said partition, said first section being oriented parallel to said bottom wall, said locking slot having a second section extending through said outer wall of said canister and said bottom wall of said canister, said second section extending downwardly from and being perpendicularly oriented with said first section, said second section extending substantially across said bottom wall of said canister;
• a first anchor being insertable into said locking slot in said canister thereby affixing said canister to said first anchor, said first anchor having a spike extending downwardly from said first anchor wherein said spike is configured to penetrate a support surface for securing said canister to the support surface thereby inhibiting the beverage container or wine glass from tipping when the beverage container or the wine glass is in said canister;
• a second anchor being insertable into said locking slot in said canister thereby affixing said canister to said second anchor, said second anchor having a suction sup extending downwardly from said second anchor wherein said suction cup is configured to be compressed against a support surface to suctionally engage the support surface thereby securing said canister to the support surface thereby inhibiting the beverage container or the wine glass from tipping when the beverage container or the wine glass is in said canister;
• a third anchor being insertable into said locking slot in said canister thereby affixing said canister to said third anchor, said third anchor having a buoyant float extending downwardly from said third anchor wherein said buoyant float is configured to float in a body of water thereby floating said canister in the body of water thereby inhibiting the beverage container or the wine glass from tipping when the beverage container or the wine glass is in said canister;
• wherein each of said first anchor and said second anchor and said third anchor has a top member and a bottom member extending downwardly from and being perpendicularly oriented with said top member such that each of said first anchor and said second anchor and said third anchor has a T shape, said top member of a respective one of said first anchor or said second anchor or said third anchor being insertable into said first section of said locking slot, said bottom member of a respective one of said first anchor or said second anchor or said third anchor being insertable into said second section of said locking slot;
• wherein said spike is coupled to and extending downwardly from a lower surface of said bottom member of said first anchor, said spike tapering to a point at a distal end of said spike with respect to said lower surface, said spike being centrally located along said bottom member of said first anchor;
• wherein said suction cup has a top end and a lower end, said suction cup flaring outwardly between said top end and said lower end of said suction cup, said top end of said suction cup being coupled to a lower surface of said bottom member of said second anchor, said section cup being centrally located along said bottom member of said second anchor;
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• wherein said buoyant float has a panel portion being surrounded by a ring portion, an upper surface of said panel portion being attached to said lower surface of said bottom member of said third anchor such that said ring portion surrounds said third anchor.