Impact safe lightweight floating cooler device

An impact safe lightweight floating cooler device, comprising:

• a main body;
• a lid frame;
• a lid;
• an attachment mechanism;
• an automatic air-release latch;
• and
• a sealing mechanism;
• wherein said main body comprises a fixed flattened spherical shape;
• wherein said main body comprises a hollow container having a perimeter wall, an upper side, a lower side, and a lateral perimeter;
• wherein said perimeter wall of said main body further comprises an inner layer, a middle layer, and an outer layer;
• wherein said upper side of said main body further comprises an opening;
• wherein said lower side of said main body further comprises a concavity;
• wherein said lid frame is attached to said opening of said upper side of said main body;
• wherein said lid is removably attached to said lid frame via said attachment mechanism;
• wherein said automatic air-release latch is attached to said lid;
• wherein said automatic air-release latch is removably attached to said lid frame when said lid is closed against said lid frame;
• wherein said sealing mechanism is positioned between said lid and said lid frame when said lid is closed against said lid frame;
• wherein said concavity comprises a depression in said lower side of said main body that creates a multi-hull design in cross-section;
• and
• wherein said depression of said concavity creates a suction force when the device is placed on water.