Patient Excretion Collection Devices

A collection device for use in collecting patient excretions comprising:

• a first hose comprising a first end and a second end;
• a collection container comprising a substantially enclosed interior;
• an upper head portion comprising a forward portion;
• a rear, lower base portion comprising a rear wall;
• a vacuum port, an excretion inlet port, and a handle;
• said excretion inlet port positioned in said forward portion of said upper head portion;
• at least one interior wall extending interiorly in said substantially enclosed interior from said forward portion of said upper head and rearwardly at least 35% of the distance from said excretion inlet port to said rear wall;
• a selectively openable and sealable sample access port for taking excretion samples from said interior:
• said first end of said first hose connected to a vacuum source and said second end of said first hose connected to said vacuum port;
• a collection wand comprising a rear hose connector and a forward inlet;
• a second hose comprising a first end and a second end, said first end of said second hose connected to said excretion inlet and said second end of said second hose connected to said rear hose connector of said collection wand;
• and
• a pivotal vacuum port plug positioned proximate said vacuum port, wherein said vacuum port plug moves to block said vacuum port when said collection device is rotated beyond a certain predetermined angle.