Article Holding Device

An article holding device comprising:

• a cup, the cup being conically frustrum shaped, such that a top of the cup is circumferentially larger than a bottom of the cup;
• a fastener engaged to a lip of the cup and being configured to be engageable to an element of a vehicle for removably engaging the cup to the vehicle, the fastener comprising a bracket, the bracket being substantially U-shaped, wherein the bracket is configured for inserting a tube of a frame of the vehicle for engaging the cup to the tube, the bracket being rotationally engaged to the cup, such that the cup is selectively rotatable relative to the tube of the frame;
• a grip engaged to an inner face of the bracket, wherein the grip is configured for frictionally engaging the tube of the frame, the grip comprising at least one of rubber, silicone, and elastomer;
• a stowage module engaged to the lip and being configured for removably engaging at least one of a rolled tobacco product, a golf tee, a golf ball, a matchbook, and a lighter for stowing the at least one of a rolled tobacco product, a golf tee, a golf ball, a matchbook, and a lighter;
• the stowage module comprising a plate engaged to the lip and extending outwardly from the cup substantially coplanarly with the top, the plate having a plurality of holes positioned therethrough distal from the cup, wherein each hole is configured for insertion of a shaft of respective golf tee for stowing the respective golf tee;
• a plurality of bars coupled to and extending from an upper face of the plate defining a set of slots, wherein each slot is configured for insertion of a respective rolled tobacco product for stowing the respective rolled tobacco product, the plurality of bars comprising four bars defining three slots, at least one of the slots being sized for insertion of a cigarette, at least one of the slots being sized for insertion of a cigar, at least one of the slots being sized for insertion of a cigarillo, the plate having an edge distal from the cup, the plurality of bars being positioned between the edge and the cup, the plurality of bars extending arcuately between opposed sides of the plate, each bar being trapezoidal prism shaped such that an upper end of the bar is trapezoidally shaped, and such that a first side of the bar is dimensionally wider than a second side of the bar, the bars being positioned such that inner sides of adjacently positioned bars defining an associated slot are substantially parallel planer;
• the stowage module comprising a block engaged to the lip, the block having a cutout extending into an upper facet thereof and being configured for insertion of at least one of a matchbook and a lighter for stowing the at least one of a matchbook and a lighter;
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• the stowage module comprising a shell engaged to and extending from the lip, the shell being resiliently stretchable and hemispherically shaped, wherein the shell is configured for stretching for insertion of a golf ball into an open face thereof, positioning the shell for rebounding for engaging the golf ball, the shell comprising at least one of rubber, silicone, and elastomer, the shell being engaged to and extending from a lower facet of the block.