Distributed telecommunication network architecture and database query for audience segmentation and analysis

A method comprising storing a profile of a user of a distributed telecommunication network, the profile comprising a biography of the user, a plurality of posts, user relationships, an activity level of the user, and wherein the server is configured to determine whether the profile belongs to a category using a weighted average of a biography indication related to the biography of the profile and a post indication related to the plurality of posts, wherein the distributed telecommunication network comprises:

• a virtual private network (VPN), communicatively coupled to a backbone of the distributed telecommunication network;
• a cellular network, communicatively coupled to the backbone of the distributed telecommunication network;
• a local area network (LAN), communicatively coupled to the backbone of the distributed telecommunication network;
• a server communicatively coupled to the backbone of the distributed telecommunication network;
• a database communicatively coupled to the backbone of the distributed telecommunication network;
• an Ethernet network, communicatively coupled to the local area network;
• a Wi-Fi network, communicatively coupled to the local area network;
• a firewall, communicatively coupled to the local area network;
• and
• a mobile device, communicatively coupled to the Wi-Fi network and the cellular network.

A non-transitory computer-readable medium storing instructions executable by one or more computes which, upon the execution, cause the one or more devices to perform operations of storing a profile of a user of a distributed telecommunication network, the profile comprising a biography of the user, a plurality of posts, an activity level of the user, and wherein the server is configured to determine whether the profile belongs to a category using a weighted average of a biography indication related to the biography of the profile and a post indication related to the plurality of posts, wherein the distributed telecommunication network comprises:

• a virtual private network (VPN), communicatively coupled to a backbone of the distributed telecommunication network;
• a cellular network, communicatively coupled to the backbone of the distributed telecommunication network;
• a local area network (LAN), communicatively coupled to the backbone of the distributed telecommunication network;
• a server communicatively coupled to the backbone of the distributed telecommunication network;
• a database communicatively coupled to the backbone of the distributed telecommunication network;
• an Ethernet network, communicatively coupled to the local area network;
• Wi-Fi network, communicatively coupled to the local area network;
• a firewall, communicatively coupled to the local area network;
• and
• a mobile device, communicatively coupled to the Wi-Fi network and the cellular network.