Faux logs and walls fitted with faux logs

A method of constructing a faux log, the method comprising:

• fastening, via fastening means to a first vertical member of a length from one to thirty feet and a height from three to fifty inches and a thickness from one-half to six inches, a front surface of a second vertical member length-wise to a rear surface of the first vertical member along the length of the first vertical member with a top surface of the second vertical member substantially parallel to a top surface of the first vertical member and with the top surface of the second vertical member extending a top reveal distance above the top surface of the first vertical member, where the top reveal distance is from one-tenth to four inches, and where the second vertical member is of a length from one to thirty feet and a height from one to twenty-six inches and a thickness from one-tenth to four inches;
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• fastening, via the fastening means to the first vertical member, a front surface of a third vertical member length-wise to the rear surface of the first vertical member along the length of the first vertical member with a bottom surface of the third vertical member substantially parallel to the bottom surface of the first vertical member and with the bottom surface of the second vertical member extending a bottom reveal distance below the bottom surface of the first vertical member, where the bottom reveal distance is from one-tenth to four inches, where the third vertical member is of a length from one to thirty feet and a height from one to twenty-six inches and a thickness from one-tenth to four inches, and where the fastening means do not penetrate or are not visible anywhere upon a front surface of the first vertical member.

A roughed-in wall fitted with a plurality of faux logs, the roughed-in wall comprising:

• the plurality of faux logs stacked length-wise one atop another with each faux log attached to the roughed-in wall at a second vertical member of the each faux log and a third vertical member of the each faux log via attaching means that do not penetrate or are not visible anywhere upon a front surface of a first vertical member of the each faux log, where the each faux log comprises:
• the first vertical member of a length from one to thirty feet and of a height from three to fifty inches and of a thickness from one-half to six;
• the second vertical member of a length from one to thirty feet and of a height from one to twenty-six inches and of a thickness from one-tenth to four inches, where a front surface of the second vertical member is fastened, via fastening means, length-wise to a rear surface of the first vertical member along the length of the first vertical member with a top surface of the second vertical member substantially parallel to a top surface of the first vertical member and with the top surface of the second vertical member extending a top reveal distance above the top surface of the first vertical member, where the top reveal distance is from one-tenth to four inches;
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• the third vertical member of a length from one to thirty feet and of a height from one to twenty-six inches and of the a thickness from one-tenth to four inches, where a front surface of the third vertical member is fastened, via the fastening means, length-wise to the rear surface of the first vertical member along the length of the first vertical member with a bottom surface of the third vertical member substantially parallel to a bottom surface of the first vertical member and with the bottom surface of the third vertical member extending a bottom reveal distance below the bottom surface of the first vertical member, where the bottom reveal distance is from one-tenth to four inches, and where the fastening means do not penetrate or are riot visible anywhere upon the front surface of the first vertical member.