Absorbent articles comprising garment-facing laminates

A patterned apertured web comprising:

• a plurality of apertures defined in the patterned apertured web, wherein at least some land areas of the plurality of land areas surround at least some apertures of the plurality of apertures;
• wherein the plurality of apertures are non-homogeneous in a repeat unit such that at least three apertures of the plurality of apertures have a different size, a different shape, or a different Absolute Feret Angle, according to the Aperture Test herein;
• wherein the patterned apertured web has an Effective Open Area in a range of about 3% to about 30%, according to the Aperture Test herein;
• wherein the plurality of apertures comprise a first set of apertures defining a first shape and a second set of apertures defining a second shape;
• wherein the first shape is positioned within the second shape;
• wherein at least some apertures of the plurality of apertures have an Effective Aperture Area in a range of about 0.3 mm2 to about 15 mm2, according to the Aperture Test herein;
• and
• wherein at least one land area of the plurality of land areas separates the first shape from the second shape, and wherein the at least one land area of the plurality of land areas has a width of at least 4 mm.

A patterned apertured web comprising:

• a plurality of land areas in the patterned apertured web;
• and
• a plurality of apertures defined in the patterned apertured web, wherein at least some land areas of the plurality of land areas surround at least some apertures of the plurality of apertures;
• wherein the plurality of apertures comprise a first set of apertures defining a heart shape and a second set of apertures defining a diamond shape;
• wherein the heart shape is positioned within the diamond shape;
• wherein at least one land area of the plurality of land areas separates the heart shape from the diamond shape;
• wherein the at least one land area of the plurality of land areas has a width of at least 4 mm;
• wherein the patterned apertured web comprises at least two layers;
• wherein the at least two layers comprise a first nonwoven layer and a second nonwoven layer;
• wherein the first nonwoven layer is hydrophobic and the second nonwoven layer is hydrophilic;
• and
• wherein the patterned apertured web comprises bicomponent spunbond fibers, bicomponent staple fibers, nanofibers, meltblown fibers, and/or crimped fibers.