Systems for generating domain names relevant to current events

A system, comprising:

• A) means for receiving a request for an available domain name that relates to current events, wherein said request does not include a keyword, search term, or suggested domain name;
• B) means for generating said domain name;
• C) means for determining whether said domain name is available for registration;
• D) means for providing said domain name, if available, for registration;
• and
• E) a network communicatively coupling said receiving means, said generating means, said determining means, and said providing means.

A system, comprising:

• A) means for receiving a HTTP request seeking an available domain name that relates to current events, wherein said HTTP request does not include a keyword, search term, or suggested domain name;
• B) means for obtaining a plurality of text from a news feed;
• C) means for parsing said plurality of text into a plurality of keywords;
• D) means for determining a topic to which each of said plurality of keywords relates;
• E) means for sorting said plurality of keywords into a plurality of subcategories according to said topic;
• F) means for generating a root name by combining at least one of said keywords in one of said plurality of subcategories;
• G) means for concatenating a top level domain to said root name to generate said domain name;
• H) means for determining whether said domain name is available for registration;
• and
• I) means for providing, via a HTTP response to said HTTP request, said domain name if available for registration.