Self-adjusting clenching device for toting a beverage bottle of a personal size

A reusable wearable positive-hold semirigid self-adjusting neck clenching support device for the hands-free toting of an entire spectrum of ubiquitous commercially manufactured plastic beverage bottles of a classified personal size regardless of either the neck or neck ring sizes typically encountered abroad;

• a) wherein said reusable wearable positive-hold semirigid self-adjusting neck clenching support device is comprised of a horizontally aligned semirigid carrier frame;
• b) wherein said horizontally aligned semirigid carrier frame is comprised of two symmetrically opposed materially pretensioned coplanar self-adjusting semirigid articulating arms;
• c) wherein said reusable wearable positive-hold semirigid self-adjusting neck clenching support device is symmetrically configured;
• d) wherein the interior space of said horizontally aligned semirigid carrier frame of said reusable wearable positive-hold semirigid self-adjusting neck clenching support device is configured with two overlapping interior apertures;
• e) wherein said semirigid horizontal carrier frame of said reusable wearable positive-hold semirigid neck clenching device comprised of two symmetrically opposed materially pretensioned coplanar self-adjusting articulating arms is conjoined at one end and slotted on the opposite end;
• f) wherein said symmetrically opposed materially pretensioned coplanar self-adjusting semirigid articulating arms are configured to maximally encircle, clench, and retain the necks of an entire spectrum of ubiquitous commercially manufactured plastic beverage bottles of a classified personal size regardless of either the neck or neck ring sizes typically encountered abroad;
• g) wherein said symmetrically opposed materially pretensioned coplanar self-adjusting semirigid slotted articulating arms are materially and structurally configured to pivot about the respective conjoined ends of said slotted semirigid horizontal carrier frame;
• h) wherein said conjoined and slotted symmetrically opposed materially pretensioned coplanar self-adjusting semirigid articulating arms are materially and structurally capable of expansively pivoting outwardly all the while forcefully seeking to continuously contract inwardly;
• i) wherein said symmetrically opposed materially pretensioned coplanar self-adjusting semirigid pivotal conjoined and slotted articulating arms, by inherently and continuously seeking to forcefully contract inwardly, ultimately self-adjust in unison to maximally encircle, compressively clench, support, and positively-hold any one of the respective and various non-standard neck and neck ring sizes which are broadly encountered among the spectrum of totable ubiquitous commercially manufactured plastic beverage bottles of a classified personal size;
• j) wherein said conjoined and slotted horizontally aligned semirigid carrier frame comprised of two symmetrically opposed materially pretensioned coplanar self-adjusting semirigid pivotal conjoined and slotted articulating arms is mated near to the top of a semirigid elongated vertical support frame;
• k) wherein said semirigid horizontal carrier frame of said semirigid self-adjusting clenching device shares a common vertical plane with said semirigid elongated vertical support frame of said reusable wearable positive-hold semirigid self-adjusting neck clenching support device;
• more specifically:
• 1) wherein said pair of semirigid symmetrically opposed coplanar self-adjusting semirigid pivotal conjoined materially pretensioned articulating arms of said slotted semirigid horizontal carrier frame are inherently endowed, structured, configured, and of an adequate thickness to both laterally expand and laterally contract to ultimately accommodate, clench, and respectively support the non-standardized neck and neck ring sizes typically encountered among the spectrum of totable ubiquitous commercially manufactured plastic beverage bottles of a classified personal size;
• 1) wherein said pair of semirigid symmetrically opposed coplanar self-adjusting semirigid pivotal conjoined materially pretensioned articulating arms of said slotted semirigid horizontal carrier frame are materially structured, configured, and of an adequate thickness to support the weighted contents typically encountered among the spectrum of totable ubiquitous commercially manufactured plastic beverage bottles of a classified personal size;
• 2) wherein the interior space situated between said pair of semirigid symmetrically opposed coplanar self-adjusting semirigid pivotal conjoined materially pretensioned articulating arms of said symmetrical semirigid slotted horizontal carrier frame of said symmetrical semirigid clenching device is configured with two overlapping apertures;
• 3) wherein said overlapping apertures may be circular as herein referenced;
• 4) wherein one said circular aperture of said symmetrical semirigid slotted horizontal carrier frame is proximal to said mated semirigid elongated vertical support frame wherein the other said circular aperture is distal from said mated semirigid elongated vertical support frame;
• 5) wherein said circular apertures situated within said interior space of said symmetrically opposed coplanar self-adjusting materially pretensioned semirigid pivotal articulating arms of said slotted semirigid horizontal carrier frame of said symmetrical semirigid bottle neck clenching device are of different diameters;
• 6) wherein the proximal circular aperture situated nearest to said semirigid elongated vertical support frame is diametrically configured to allow the greatest diametrically sized neck and neck ring sizes encountered among the spectrum of totable ubiquitous commercially manufactured plastic beverage bottles of a classified personal size to pass vertically through said proximal circular aperture unimpeded;
• 7) wherein said conjoined semirigid symmetrically opposed coplanar self-adjusting materially pretensioned semirigid pivotal articulating arms of said symmetrical semirigid slotted horizontal carrier frame, mated near to the top of said semirigid elongated vertical support frame, do not encroach on said proximal circular aperture situated nearest to said semirigid elongated vertical support frame;
• 8) wherein each distal end of each said semirigid symmetrically opposed coplanar self-adjusting materially pretensioned semirigid pivotal articulating arm of said semirigid slotted horizontal carrier frame contact one another when said reusable wearable positive-hold semirigid self-adjusting neck clenching device is in an unloaded static state or when said materially pretensioned semirigid symmetrically opposed coplanar self-adjusting materially pretensioned semirigid coplanar articulating arms of said semirigid slotted horizontal carrier frame are otherwise operationally engaged in clenching the least diametrically sized neck relative to the spectrum of totable ubiquitous commercially manufactured plastic beverage bottles of a classified personal size;
• 9) wherein said overlapping circular apertures are thereby congruous with said pair of semirigid symmetrically opposed coplanar self-adjusting semirigid pivotal conjoined materially pretensioned articulating arms of said symmetrical semirigid slotted horizontal carrier frame of said symmetrical semirigid bottle neck clenching device;
• 10) wherein said overlapping of said congruous circular apertures situated within said interior space of said materially pretensioned semirigid symmetrically opposed coplanar pivotal articulating arms of said symmetrical semirigid slotted horizontal carrier frame of said reusable wearable positive-hold semirigid self-adjusting bottle neck clenching device are configured to form a channelized pass-through opening from one said congruous circular aperture to the other said congruous circular aperture;
• 11) wherein said overlapping of said congruous circular apertures naturally creates a set of symmetrically opposed protuberances extending into said channelized pass-through opening leading from one said congruous circular aperture to the other said congruous circular aperture of said symmetrical semirigid slotted horizontal carrier frame of said reusable wearable positive-hold semirigid self-adjusting clenching device;
• 12) wherein each said symmetrically opposed protuberance extending into said channelized pass-through opening leading from one said congruous circular aperture to the other said congruous circular aperture of said symmetrical semirigid slotted horizontal carrier frame of said reusable wearable positive-hold semirigid self-adjusting neck clenching device project equally out from the inside face of each said semirigid symmetrically opposed coplanar self-adjusting materially pretensioned semirigid pivotal articulating arm into said channelized pass-through opening;
• 13) wherein said symmetrically opposed protuberances projecting equally into said channelized pass-through opening of said semirigid slotted horizontal carrier frame of said self-adjusting neck clenching device reactively causes said slotted materially pretensioned semirigid symmetrically opposed coplanar articulating arms to substantially, laterally, and expansively pivot outwardly when a neck of any diametrical size from among the spectrum of a ubiquitous commercially manufactured plastic beverage bottles of a classified personal size is being forced by an end user from one said congruous circular aperture into the other said congruous circular aperture;
• 14) wherein said overlapping circular apertures being congruous with said pair of semirigid symmetrically opposed coplanar self-adjusting semirigid pivotal conjoined materially pretensioned articulating arms thereby reactively and diametrically articulate in unison with said pair of semirigid symmetrically opposed coplanar self-adjusting semirigid pivotal conjoined materially pretensioned articulating arms of said symmetrical semirigid slotted horizontal carrier frame of said symmetrical semirigid neck clenching device;
• 15) wherein said facilitation slot of said substantially and laterally outwardly pivoting conjoined and slotted materially pretensioned semirigid symmetrically opposed coplanar articulating arms reactively widens in like kind when said slotted materially pretensioned semirigid symmetrically opposed coplanar articulating arms substantially, laterally, and expansively pivot outwardly when a neck of any diametrical size from a spectrum of a ubiquitous commercially manufactured plastic beverage bottles of a classified personal size is being forced by an end user from one said congruous circular aperture into the other said congruous circular aperture;
• 16) wherein upon subsequent contraction each said symmetrically opposed protuberance extending equally into said channelized pass-through of each said self-adjusting materially pretensioned conjoined articulating arms of said symmetrical semirigid slotted horizontal carrier frame serves as a means to assure the spectrum of non-standardized bottle necks encountered among totable ubiquitous commercially manufactured plastic beverage bottles of a classified personal size are continuously and forcefully maximally encircled, thereby maximally clenched, and thereby assuredly retained when a neck of any diametrical size encountered among the spectrum of totable ubiquitous commercially manufactured plastic beverage bottles of a classified personal size has entered into said distal congruous circular aperture;
• 17) wherein said contracted distal congruous circular aperture, configured with said facilitation slot situated furthest from said semirigid elongated vertical support frame, provides said materially pretensioned semirigid symmetrically opposed coplanar pivotal articulating arms, acting in unison with said set of symmetrically opposed protuberances situated within said channelized pass-through opening of said semirigid slotted horizontal carrier frame of said reusable wearable positive-hold semirigid self-adjusting clenching device, with the collective, inherent, material, and structural capability to forcefully and maximally encircle, and therefore continuously clench, positively retain, and respectively support the least to the largest diametrically sized neck and neck rings encountered among the spectrum of totable ubiquitous commercially manufactured plastic beverage bottles of a classified personal size;
• 18) wherein said materially pretensioned semirigid coplanar conjoined and slotted articulating arms of said reusable wearable positive-hold semirigid clenching device inherently endowed with the inherent material capability to spread expansively apart all the while continuously seeking to forcefully contract inwardly thereby maximally encircles, self-adjusts, clamps, clenches, supports, positively retains, and ultimately enables an end user to tote a ubiquitous commercially manufactured plastic beverage bottle of a classified personal size about the neck regardless of either the neck or neck ring sizes commonly encountered among the spectrum of commercially manufactured plastic beverage bottles of a classified personal size;
• 19) wherein said contracted congruous distal circular aperture situated furthest from said semirigid elongated vertical support frame, acting in unison with said slotted materially pretensioned semirigid symmetrically opposed coplanar articulating arms and said symmetrically opposed protuberances projecting equally into said channelized pass-through opening of said semirigid horizontal carrier frame of said self-adjusting clenching device is thereby diametrically and structurally configured to maximally, universally, and continuously encircle, clench, clamp, and support the spectrum of neck and neck ring sizes typically encountered among ubiquitous commercially manufactured plastic beverage bottles of a classified personal size when the neck of a ubiquitous commercially manufactured plastic beverage bottles of a classified personal size has been forced by an end user into said contracted congruous distal circular aperture;
• 20) wherein said semirigid elongated vertical support frame of said semirigid self-adjusting clenching device is inherently and materially endowed, structured, configured, and of an adequate thickness to support the weighted contents typically encountered among the spectrum of totable ubiquitous commercially manufactured plastic beverage bottles of a classified personal size;
• 21) wherein said semirigid elongated vertical support frame of said semirigid self-adjusting clenching device is configured to be slidable behind an accoutrement such as a belt, waistband, pocketbook strap, shirt collar, or pocket rim.