Systems, methods, and apparatus for a network device transceiver

A system comprising:

• a housing configured to couple to a first network device, wherein the housing includes:
• (i) a housing base that includes a suction cup attachment configured to couple to either an interior of a windshield of an automobile or a dashboard of the automobile, (ii) an arm extending from the housing base, and (iii) an adjustable grip configured to grip the first network device;
• a battery displaced within the housing;
• an accelerometer;
• a memory to store executable instructions;
• and
• circuitry coupled with the memory, wherein the instructions, when executed by the circuitry, cause performance of operations including:
• receiving signals from one or more network devices including the first network device,
• parsing a first signal to (i) identify a unique identifier of the first network device of the one or more network devices, wherein the first network device transmitted the first signal, and (ii) determine a received signal strength indicator (RSSI) value of the first signal, and
• transmitting a communication to the first network device indicating the RSSI value of the first signal, wherein the circuitry further comprises a vibration sensor, and wherein the logic is configured to perform further operations including:
• recording vibration data from the vibration sensor and movement data from the accelerometer, wherein the vibration data and the movement data comprise the sensory data, and
• transmitting the sensory data to the first network device.

An apparatus for obtaining sensory data, the apparatus comprising:

• a housing configured to couple to a first network device;
• a battery displaced within the housing;
• a structural attachment including a first structural wing attachment and a second structural wing attachment, wherein the structural attachment is configured to couple the apparatus to the first network device;
• and
• circuitry displaced at least partially within the housing, the circuitry including an integrated circuit, an accelerometer, and a communications interface, wherein the circuitry includes logic configured to perform operations including:
• receiving signals from one or more network devices including the first network device,
• parsing a first signal to (i) identify a unique identifier of the first network device of the one or more network devices, wherein the first network device transmitted the first signal, and (ii) determine a received signal strength indicator (RSSI) value of the first signal, and
• transmitting a communication to the first network device indicating the RSSI value of the first signal.

An apparatus for obtaining sensory data, the apparatus comprising:

• a housing configured to couple to a first network device;
• a battery displaced within the housing;
• a twist-lock attachment configured to couple the apparatus to the first network device;
• and
• circuitry displaced at least partially within the housing, the circuitry including an integrated circuit, an accelerometer, and a communications interface, wherein the circuitry includes logic configured to perform operations including:
• receiving signals from one or more network devices including the first network device,
• parsing a first signal to (i) identify a unique identifier of the first network device of the one or more network devices, wherein the first network device transmitted the first signal, and (ii) determine a received signal strength indicator (RSSI) value of the first signal, and
• transmitting a communication to the first network device indicating the RSSI value of the first signal.