Bodily waste harvesting, pathogen destroying, waterless toilet

A urine-harvesting urinal, comprising:

• a collection conduit comprising a top opening, a bottom opening, and a side opening disposed on a wall of the collection conduit closer to the bottom opening than the top opening;
• a first venting conduit comprising a first opening near a first end of the first venting conduit and a second opening at a second end of the first venting conduit, the second opening configured to transfer air away from the collection conduit, the first venting conduit configured to provide negative air pressure;
• a transition conduit, connecting the side opening of the collection conduit to the first opening of the first venting conduit;
• a storage conduit comprising a first opening near a first end of the storage conduit and a second opening at a second end of the storage conduit, the first opening of the storage conduit connected to the bottom opening of the collection conduit and configured to transfer fluids away from the collection conduit toward an external storage location that includes a storage tank;
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• a lid disposed to cover the top opening of the collection conduit, the lid having a substantially gapless but non-airtight perimeter that permits continuous airflow into the collection conduit while the first venting conduit generates negative air pressure, wherein the transition conduit is configured to maintain the negative air pressure in the collection conduit and the storage tank.