Portable douching apparatus

A portable douching apparatus comprising:

• a flexible elastomeric connector comprising a first end and a second end, the first end configured to form a self-sealing connection to a fixture from which water enters the flexible elastomeric connector when the flexible elastomeric connector is connected to the fixture, the flexible elastomeric connector further comprising a flange formed on the second end of the flexible elastomeric connector;
• a rigid housing shaped to couple to the second end of the flexible elastomeric connector, the rigid housing further comprising:
• a first housing portion comprising an opening through which the first housing portion mounts onto the flexible elastomeric connector, wherein the flange is flush against an internal surface of the first housing portion surrounding the opening when the first housing portion is fully mounted onto the flexible elastomeric connector;
• a rigid insert comprising a hollow extended portion insertable into the second end of the flexible elastomeric connector and a flanged portion that is pressed against the flange of the flexible elastomeric connector when the rigid insert is inserted into the flexible elastomeric connector;
• an adjustable valve that regulates flow of the water through the rigid housing and that comprises one or more holes;
• a notch formed on an outside surface of the adjustable valve;
• a second housing portion comprising one or more vents through which some of the water that passes through the adjustable valve is released from the rigid housing and forming an exterior of the rigid housing together with the first housing portion, wherein a first portion of the adjustable valve is shaped to press against a part of the flanged portion of the rigid insert and a second portion of the adjustable valve is shaped to press against an inner surface of the second housing portion when the adjustable valve is positioned within the rigid housing;
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• an elongated aperture formed within the second housing portion, wherein the notch is inserted into the elongated aperture when the adjustable valve is positioned within the rigid housing, wherein the notch is movable within the elongated aperture, wherein the movement of the notch within the elongated aperture rotates the adjustable valve, wherein the rotation of the adjustable valve controls alignment of the one or more holes with the one or more vents, and wherein the alignment controls an amount of the water released through the one or more vents;
• a flexible hose having a first end which is shaped to couple to the rigid housing, wherein at least a portion of the water that passes through the adjustable valve and that is not released through the one or more vents enters the flexible hose from the rigid housing through the first end of the flexible hose when the flexible hose is coupled to the rigid housing;
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• a flexible tip having a first end which is shaped to receive at least the portion of the water from a second end of the flexible hose, wherein at least an external surface of the flexible tip comprises a body-safe material, at least a portion of the flexible tip is further shaped for insertion into an orifice of a living organism, wherein at least the portion of the water flows from the flexible hose through the flexible tip into the orifice for use in internal cleansing when the flexible tip is inserted into the orifice, the flexible hose is coupled to the rigid housing, the rigid housing is coupled to the flexible elastomeric connector, the flexible elastomeric connector is connected to the fixture, and the water is flowing from the fixture.