Detachable body securing mechanism and associated systems and methods

A detachable body securing system, comprising:

• a vehicle mounted hoist;
• an elongated frame attached to the vehicle mounted hoist;
• a first clamp arm rotatably coupled to the elongated frame comprising a first clamp surface at a first height and a second clamp surface at a second height wherein the first height is greater than the second height;
• a second clamp arm rotatably coupled to the elongated frame comprising a third clamp surface at a third height and a fourth clamp surface at a fourth height wherein the third height is greater than the fourth height;
• and
• an actuable piston having a first end and a second end wherein the first end is rotatably couple to the first clamp arm and the second end is rotatably coupled to the second clamp arm,
• wherein:
• extension of the actuable piston rotates the first and second clamp arms away from each other and the elongated frame into a clamping configuration for securing a detachable body;
• and
• retraction of the actuable piston rotates the first and second clamp arms toward each other and the elongated frame into a retracted configuration for releasing the detachable body.