Bed pan assembly with excretion analyzation

A bed pan assembly with excretion analyzation comprising:

• a portable bed pan housing with:
• a bottom wall having a bottom inner surface;
• a sidewall having an inner sidewall surface surrounding the bottom inner surface to define an excretion storage cavity and having an upper surface surrounding the sidewall for supporting a weight of a user;
• and
• at least one analyzing sensor directly coupled to the sidewall of the bed pan housing, disposed proximal to the upper surface, and operably configured to detect at least one of a targeted stool property from a stool specimen received within the excretion storage cavity and a targeted urine property from a urine specimen received within the excretion storage cavity, operably configured to measure changes in electrical activity of a user's external anal sphincter, thereby predicting impending elimination of body waste from the user, communicatively couplable to a remote electronic communication device over a wireless network, operably configured to communicate an electronic notification of the measured changes in electrical activity to the remote electronic communication device over the wireless network, and operably configured to communicate an electronic notification of the at least one of the targeted stool property and the targeted urine property to the remote electronic communication device over the wireless network.