Urostomy bag and absorbent insert system

A urostomy bag and absorbent insert system, comprising:

• a urostomy bag, comprising:
• a storage bag, having a top, a bottom, a perimeter, a front, and a back, wherein the front and the back are sealed together along the perimeter, top, and bottom;
• a primary aperture extending through the back to an inside of the storage bag, the primary aperture configured to collect urine from a wearer;
• a secondary aperture located in the perimeter, the secondary aperture extending through the perimeter to the inside, the secondary aperture having a first end nearer to the top and a second end nearer to the bottom;
• a reservoir configured to hold liquid waste, wherein the reservoir is located at the bottom of the storage bag;
• and
• a closure coupled to the storage bag, the closure sealing and alternatively unsealing the secondary aperture;
• and
• an absorbent insert, comprising:
• an outer layer, the outer layer being permeable;
• and
• one or more cores located within the outer layer, the core(s) containing a gelatinizing agent, wherein the absorbent insert is insertable into, and removable from, the urostomy bag via the secondary aperture.