Apparatus, system and method for connecting to, monitoring and controlling bodily waste receptacles

A toilet for receiving human waste, comprising:

• a toilet basin for receiving a viscous element suitable to expunge the human waste from the toilet basin via a dynamic volume of the viscous element comprising a single variable burst flush;
• at least one sensor physically associated with the toilet basin;
• at least one actuator responsive to the at least one sensor, wherein actuation of the actuator outputs the single variable burst flush to the toilet basin;
• a controller at least partially physically proximate to the toilet basin and capable of controlling the actuation of the at least one actuator to expunge the human waste;
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• a control system communicative with the local controller over at least open data path, the control system imposing a plurality of human-waste specific rules to the controller, the plurality of rules including at least the dynamic volume of the viscous element needed to expunge the human waste by clearing the toilet bowl under a plurality of different circumstances comprising a plurality of different amounts of human waste in the toilet bowl.