Versatile portable waste management system

A container, comprising:

• a receptacle body configured to receive waste in a cavity surrounded by container walls;
• a mechanized compactor positioned within the receptacle body;
• a first tongue affixed to a forward container wall of the container walls, the first tongue including
• a first support member attached to the forward container wall and emanating away from the forward container wall at a first non-zero angle downwardly toward a first tow point along a central axis of the container and away from the forward container wall;
• a second support member attached to the forward container wall and emanating away from the forward container wall at a second non-zero angle downwardly toward the first tow point;
• and
• a first tow engagement mechanism coupled to the first support member and the second support member at the first tow point;
• wherein the first and second support members converge at the first tow point disposed at a distance from the forward container wall that is equal to or less than one tenth of a length of the container;
• and
• a second tongue affixed to a back container wall of the container walls, the second tongue including
• a third support member attached to the back container wall and emanating away from the back container wall at the third non-zero angle downwardly toward a second tow point along a central axis of the container and away from the back container wall;
• a fourth support member attached to the back container wall and emanating away from the back container wall at the fourth non-zero angle downwardly toward the second tow point;
• and
• a second tow engagement mechanism coupled to the third support member and the fourth support member at the second tow point.