Animal excrement disposal apparatus and method of use

An apparatus which aids in disintegrating and dissolving animal excrement, the apparatus comprising:

• a handle;
• wherein the handle comprises an inner conduit, an internal valve,
• a proximal end, and a distal end;
• wherein the proximal end fluidly couples to a water source;
• wherein the handle further comprises an external lever;
• wherein the internal valve is located in between the proximal end and the distal end;
• wherein the internal valve is operably coupled to the external lever;
• a conduit;
• wherein the conduit comprises a first end and a second end;
• wherein the first end is mechanically coupled to and in fluid communication with the distal end of the handle;
• wherein the conduit further comprises at least three longitudinal axes;
• wherein each of the at least three longitudinal axes is planar with respect to each other;
• a nozzle and a splash guard;
• wherein the nozzle and the splash guard are integrally connected to one another;
• wherein the splash guard comprises a profile that is substantially a truncated cone;
• wherein the splash guard further comprises a proximal top end and a distal base;
• wherein the proximal top end is mechanically coupled to the second end of the conduit;
• wherein the nozzle comprises an inlet and an exit orifice;
• wherein the inlet of the nozzle is in fluid communication with the second end of the conduit;
• wherein the exit orifice is vertically offset from the distal base of the splash guard by a predetermined distance;
• wherein the exit orifice comprises a first slit and a second slit;
• wherein the first and second slits each comprise a curved trajectory;
• and
• wherein the first and second slits intersect each other at their substantial midpoints and are substantially tangentially orthogonal at their point of intersection with respect to one another.