Wrist-wearable, self-standing personal item management apparatus

An apparatus, comprising:

• a bag, comprising:
• opposing first and second side panels;
• a zipper coupled to each of the opposing first and second side panels;
• and
• a hem coupled to the zipper and to each of the opposing first and second side panels;
• and
• a wearable band adapted to be worn around a user's hand, wrist, or arm and coupled to the zipper so that the zipper is openable and closeable by moving:
• the wearable band relative to the bag;
• and/or
• the bag relative to the wearable band;
• wherein the first side panel defines a first edge along which the zipper is directly coupled to the first side panel via first stitching;
• wherein a first seam allowance is defined between the first stitching and the first edge;
• wherein the second side panel defines a second edge along which the zipper is directly coupled to the second side panel via second stitching,
• wherein a second seam allowance is defined between the second stitching and the second edge;
• wherein the first and second seam allowances are devoid of any additional stitching on the first panel and the second panel, respectively;
• wherein the first and second panels define third and fourth edges, respectively;
• wherein the third edge of the first panel is spaced from the first edge of the first panel;
• wherein the spacing between the first and third edges of the first panel defines a first distance;
• wherein the fourth edge of the second panel is spaced from the second edge of the second panel;
• wherein the spacing between the second and fourth edges of the second panel defines a second distance, the second distance being equal to the first distance;
• wherein an interior region is defined by at least the first panel and the second panel;
• wherein the zipper comprises:
• opposing first and second end portions that are spaced from each other,
• teeth extending between the opposing first and second end portions, the extension of the teeth defining a path along which the opposing first and second end portions are spaced;
• and
• a slider engaged with the teeth, wherein the slider is adapted to slide between the opposing first and second end portions and relative to the bag;
• wherein the first end portion of the zipper is positioned adjacent the first edge of the first panel and the second edge of the second panel;
• wherein at least a portion of the teeth are positioned at the first end portion of the zipper and are spaced from the third edge of the first panel by at least the first distance, which is defined by the spacing between the first and third edges of the first panel;
• wherein the portion of the teeth positioned at the first end portion of the zipper are spaced from the fourth edge of the second panel by at least the second distance, which is equal to the first distance and is defined by the spacing between the second and fourth edges of the second panel;
• wherein the first and second panels define fifth and sixth edges, respectively;
• wherein the fifth edge of the first panel is perpendicular to the third edge of the first panel;
• wherein the sixth edge of the second panel is perpendicular to the fourth edge of the second panel;
• wherein each of the fifth and third edges of the first panel terminate at a first corner portion of the first panel;
• wherein each of the sixth and fourth edges of the second panel terminate at a second corner portion of the second panel;
• wherein each of the fifth and first edges of the first panel terminate at a third corner portion of the first panel;
• wherein each of the sixth and second edges of the second panel terminate at a fourth corner portion of the second panel;
• wherein the first end portion of the zipper is proximate the third corner portion of the first panel;
• wherein the first end portion of the zipper is proximate the fourth corner portion of the second panel;
• wherein a third distance is defined between the third edge of the first panel and at least a portion of the first end portion of the zipper;
• wherein the third distance is greater than the first distance, which is defined by the spacing between the first and third edges of the first panel;
• wherein a fourth distance is defined between the fourth edge of the second panel and the portion of the first end portion of the zipper;
• wherein the fourth distance is greater than the second distance, which is defined by the spacing between the second and fourth edges of the second panel;
• wherein a fifth distance is defined between the fifth edge of the first panel and the second end portion of the zipper, and partially along the path defined by the extension of the teeth between the opposing first and second end portions of the zipper;
• wherein the fifth distance is greater than the spacing between the opposing first and second end portions of the zipper along the path defined by the extension of the teeth between the opposing first and second end portions of the zipper;
• wherein a sixth distance is defined between the sixth edge of the second panel and the second end portion of the zipper, and partially along the path defined by the extension of the teeth between the opposing first and second end portions of the zipper;
• wherein the sixth distance is greater than the spacing between the opposing first and second end portions of the zipper along the path defined by the extension of the teeth between the opposing first and second end portions of the zipper;
• wherein the zipper has a fully closed configuration in which:
• the slider is located at the first end portion of the zipper;
• at least a portion of the slider is spaced from the third edge of the first panel by at least the first distance;
• the portion of the slider is spaced from the fourth edge of the second panel by at least the second distance;
• the slider is proximate the third corner portion of the first panel;
• and
• the slider is proximate the fourth corner portion of the second panel;
• wherein the zipper has a fully open configuration in which:
• the slider is located at the second end portion of the zipper, which is opposite the first end portion of the zipper, and
• access to the interior region, which is defined by at least the first panel and the second panel, is permitted by said location of the slider;
• wherein the hem is coupled to the zipper at the second end portion of the zipper;
• wherein the hem is coupled to each of the opposing first and second side panels at the second end portion of the zipper;
• wherein the hem defines a seventh edge to which the second end portion of the zipper is directly coupled to the hem via third stitching;
• wherein a third seam allowance is defined between the third stitching and the seventh edge;
• wherein the third seam allowance is devoid of any additional stitching on the hem;
• wherein the wearable band is coupled to the zipper via at least first and second couplers;
• wherein the first coupler is coupled to the slider of the zipper;
• wherein the first coupler is coupled to the wearable band via at least the second coupler so that, as the slider of the zipper slides between the opposing first and second end portions of the zipper and relative to the bag, the wearable band, the second coupler, and the first coupler move with the slider and relative to the bag;
• wherein the first coupler is rigid;
• wherein the first coupler is located at the first end portion of the zipper when the zipper is in the fully closed configuration;
• wherein the first coupler is located at the second end portion of the zipper when the zipper is in the fully open configuration;
• wherein the second coupler is coupled to the zipper via at least the first coupler;
• wherein the second coupler is coupled to the wearable band;
• wherein the wearable band extends through an opening defined by the second coupler in a manner that causes the second coupler to extend around at least a portion of the wearable band;
• wherein the second coupler is rigid;
• wherein the second coupler is circular;
• wherein the circular second coupler has an inner diameter and an outer diameter;
• wherein the wearable band is rigid;
• wherein the wearable band is circular;
• wherein the circular wearable band has an inner diameter and an outer diameter;
• wherein the inner diameter of the circular wearable band is fixed;
• wherein the outer diameter of the circular wearable band is fixed;
• wherein the circular wearable band defines a circular cross section;
• wherein the circular cross section of the circular wearable band defines an end of the inner diameter of the circular wearable band;
• wherein the circular cross section of the circular wearable band defines an end of the outer diameter of the circular wearable band;
• wherein the circular cross section of the circular wearable band defines a cross-sectional diameter;
• wherein the cross-sectional diameter defined by the circular cross section of the circular wearable band is equal to a difference between the outer diameter of the circular wearable band and the inner diameter of the circular wearable band;
• wherein the circular cross section of the circular wearable band has a fixed circumference;
• wherein the cross-sectional diameter defined by the circular cross section of the circular wearable band—which is equal to the difference between the outer diameter of the circular wearable band and the inner diameter of the circular wearable band—is constant and the same at any point along the fixed circumference of the circular cross section of the circular wearable band;
• wherein the circular wearable band has a fixed circumference;
• and
• wherein the circular wearable band is continuous and uninterrupted along the fixed circumference thereof and thus:
• the inner diameter of the circular wearable band is constant and the same along the fixed circumference of the circular wearable band;
• and
• the outer diameter of the circular wearable band is constant and the same along the fixed circumference of the circular wearable band.