In-ground water distribution assembly

A ground water distribution assembly comprising:

• an annular ground water capture cup having a diameter, a height, a closed bottom, and an open top defined by a top rim having a circumference that includes the diameter, the capture cup adapted to receive and hold a volume of water and soil disposed thereon;
• a vertical feeder tube connected to a central waterline fitting at a top end;
• a location spike having a length and a bottom portion culminating to a point and a top portion of a smaller diameter than the bottom portion, the top portion culminating at the vertical feeder tube, the bottom portion separated from the top portion by an orthogonal central flange having a diameter not exceeding the diameter of the bottom portion, the location spike fitted into the capture cup, at center, the location spike extending downward orthogonally below the capture cup and upward through the capture cup;
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• the central waterline fitting disposed centrally connected to a water inlet line at top center and to the vertical feeder tube, the feeder tube extending downward and connected at an end opposite of the point;
• wherein at least the length of the location spike and the capture cup are buried under a soil line and the central waterline fitting delivers at least water above the soil line and is centered above the capture cup during use.