Self-contained event cheering apparatus

A self-contained event cheering apparatus comprising:

• a lightweight collapsible folding chair, wherein the lightweight collapsible folding chair comprises:
• a lightweight tubular frame movable between an essentially flat configuration and a sitting configuration;
• a left armrest and a right armrest;
• a plurality of electronic devices comprising a storage of digitally encoded sound recordings, wherein the digitally encoded sound recordings comprise a plurality of cheering sounds and a plurality of drum sounds;
• an electronic system transforming the digitally encoded sound recordings into analog signals;
• a plurality of sound output devices converting the analog signals into sounds, wherein the plurality of sound output devices comprises speakers hard-wired to the electronic system transforming the digitally encoded sound recordings into analog signals and speakers wirelessly connected to the electronic system transforming the digitally encoded sound recordings into analog signals;
• the left armrest and the right armrest of the lightweight collapsible folding chair being essentially mirror images of each other, wherein each armrest comprises a top panel and an outside elongate panel;
• the left armrest top panel and the right armrest top panel each further comprising a plurality of flat momentary switch pads and wherein the left armrest outside elongate panel and the right armrest outside elongate panel each comprises a plurality of momentary pushbutton switches;
• wherein each flat momentary switch pad when closed will cause one of the plurality of drum sounds to emanate from the plurality of the sound output devices;
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• wherein each momentary pushbutton switch when closed will cause one of the cheering sounds to emanate from the plurality of the sound output devices.