A wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella having an underside, an inside, and a shape, said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella comprising:
- a customizable-flow-directing chapeau crown;
- a customizable-flow-directing chapeau,
- attached to said customizable-flow-directing chapeau crown
- for protecting users from weather elements,
- for redirecting hot air to flow out and away from said underside of said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella to cool said inside,
- for releasing air pressure below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella to cool said inside,
- for redirecting wind-flow above said customizable-flow-directing chapeau into said inside of said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella to cool said inside,
- for customizing wind-flow direction and pattern from above said customizable-flow-directing chapeau to said inside of said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella to cool said inside, and
- for customizing volume of air pressure below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella to cool said inside;
- a plurality of chapeau attachment stitching strips
- respectively stitched to said customizable-flow-directing chapeau;
- a cable conduit;
- an upper self-centering inverted spiral-locking cone
- rotatably attached to said cable conduit
- for preventing said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella from radially twisting clockwise out of said shape, and
- for preventing said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella from radially twisting counterclockwise out of said shape;
- a lower self-centering spiral-locking cone
- for centering said lower self-centering spiral-locking cone with said upper self-centering inverted spiral-locking cone,
- for preventing said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella from radially twisting clockwise out of said shape,
- for preventing said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella from radially twisting counterclockwise out of said shape, and
- for twist-locking said lower self-centering spiral-locking cone with said upper self-centering inverted spiral-locking cone;
- a canopy-height-adjusting stanchion;
- a canopy-lifting-arm intersector
- bolted to said canopy-height-adjusting stanchion;
- a canopy-supporting-arm intersector;
- a canopy top-hub intersector;
- a canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding handle
- slidably connected to said canopy-height-adjusting stanchion;
- a canopy height-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding trigger
- springably and pivotably attached to said canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding handle
- for providing aid to arthritic hands to operate said canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding handle without discomfort, and
- for providing means to slidably lower and raise said canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding handle to adjust said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella;
- an arthritic-hand-aiding trigger pin
- molded to said canopy height-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding trigger;
- a plurality of arthritic-hand-aiding-trigger-pin holes
- respectively drilled into said canopy-height-adjusting stanchion,
- said arthritic-hand-aiding trigger pin lockably and unlockably inserted into one of said arthritic-hand-aiding-trigger-pin holes;
- a canopy-supporting arm
- pivotably attached to said canopy-lifting-arm intersector and said canopy-supporting-arm intersector;
- a canopy-lifting arm
- pivotably attached to said canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding handle and said canopy top-hub intersector,
- said canopy-supporting-arm intersector pivotably attached to said canopy-lifting arm;
- a canopy-deploying cable;
- a canopy-deploying-cable spool
- molded into said canopy-height-and-tilt-adjusting arthritic-hand-aiding handle, and attached to said canopy-deploying cable;
- a removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying crank;
- a removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddle
- having a paddle-like flatter, an enlarged surface area, a plurality of ridges,
- and a center,
- said removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddle rotatably connected to said removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying crank
- for providing aid to arthritic hands
- to operate said removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying crank without discomfort,
- for providing means to deploy and retract said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella,
- for providing said paddle-like flatter and said enlarged surface area to be in contact with an arthritic hand to reduce concentrated pressure and pain exerted thereon,
- for providing said ridges at said front and said back to aid arthritic hands to stay and maintain in said center of said removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddle, without slipping off, and
- for providing said ridges on said removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddle to aid arthritic hands to stay and maintain in said center of said removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying-crank paddle;
- a removable-crank insertion hole
- connected to said canopy-deploying-cable spool,
- said removable arthritic-hand-aiding-canopy-deploying crank detachably inserted into said removable-crank insertion hole;
- a reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy,
- said customizable-flow-directing chapeau attached to said reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy by said chapeau attachment stitching strips,
- for providing a cover to protect users from weather elements, and
- for releasing air pressure below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella;
- a plurality of canopy-spring mounting holes
- respectively punched out of said reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy;
- a customizable-flow-directing-chapeau opening
- is cut into said reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy;
- a canopy top-hub-ring,
- said cable conduit respectively and rotatably attached to said canopy top-hub-ring,
- said canopy top-hub intersector pivotably attached to said canopy top-hub-ring;
- a canopy bottom-shuttle-hub-ring,
- said lower self-centering spiral-locking cone respectively and rotatably attached to said canopy bottom-shuttle-hub-ring,
- said canopy-deploying cable connected to said canopy bottom-shuttle-hub-ring;
- a plurality of upper-ribs;
- a plurality of wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs
- for adjustably tensioning said reversible wind-pressure-releasing and cooling-funnel canopy,
- for releasing air pressure below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella,
- for stabilizing said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella from wind gusts, by relieving air pressure from below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella,
- for eliminating lift from wind gusts by relieving air pressure from below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella,
- for eliminating vibration from wind by relieving air pressure from below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella, and
- for customizing volume of pressured air below said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting self-stabilizing reversible-canopy arthritic-aiding umbrella;
- a plurality of wind-lift-eliminating-self-adjusting-spring eyelets
- respectively molded to wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs;
- a plurality of adjustable-tension-canopy-spring-eyelet washer and screws
- respectively screwed through said canopy-spring mounting holes to said wind-lift-eliminating-self-adjusting-spring eyelets;
- a plurality of automatic-canopy-spring-centering crescents
- respectively screwed to said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs and respectively and detachably resting against said upper-ribs
- for protecting said upper-ribs from being scratched,
- for centering said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs on said upper-ribs,
- for providing spacing between said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs and said upper-ribs,
- for providing dampening for said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs when impacting said upper-ribs,
- for eliminating vibration from said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs on said upper-ribs, and
- for eliminating noise from said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs from impact against said upper-ribs,
- a plurality of adjustable-tension-canopy-spring brackets
- springably and respectively securing said wind-lift-eliminating self-adjusting funnel-and-canopy-tension-adjusting springs to said upper-ribs;
- a plurality of adjustable-tension screws
- respectively and adjustably screwed to said adjustable-tension-canopy-spring brackets;
- a plurality of lower-ribs
- respectively and pivotably screwed to said canopy bottom-shuttle-hub-ring and said upper-ribs;
- a canopy-stanchion base-mounting plate,
- attached to said canopy-height-adjusting stanchion;
- a plurality of canopy-base-stabilizing feet
- respectively bolted to said canopy-stanchion base-mounting-plate.