Composition that relieves heartburn, GERD and hangovers

A fluid composition, said fluid composition consisting of:

• an oleophilic colloidal suspension (OCS) of a finely ground powder of calcium carbonate suspended in an almond oil, wherein both the calcium carbonate and the almond oil are Generally Recognized As Safe;
• said OCS has a density that is greater than 1 g/ml and less than 1.73 g/ml, is a fluid at body temperature, is immiscible with water and water based fluids including gastric acid, wherein the calcium carbonate in the OCS is insoluble in water, and the OCS is oleophilic with better wetting of a cellular wall that makes up an interior lining of a stomach;
• said OCS has a weight ratio range from about 1.0 (almond oil):0.16 (calcium carbonate) to about 1.0 (almond oil):2.14 (calcium carbonate);
• wherein, when ingested as a liquid, the combination of fluidity, higher density, and immiscibility with water causes said OCS, confined to interior surfaces of the esophagus, to flow onto interior walls of a stomach as the OCS is immiscible with watery interior contents retained within the stomach;
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• said OCS is largely devoid of taste.