Fluid pressurization and dispensing system

A fluid pressurization and dispensing system, comprising:

• a coupler having a rigid single body unit having generally a “T” shape, wherein the coupler includes a bi-level tap head, a shank, and a cap which are contiguous thereof the coupler, the coupler having an exterior surface which surrounds an interior portion which is solid, wherein the interior portion includes a plurality of channels each integrally machined within the interior portion each having a hollow tubular configuration extending therethrough the interior portion to a portion of the exterior surface, the coupler adapted and operable for releasably attaching to a vessel through an attachment means for enabling securing a vacuum seal between the coupler and the vessel for maintaining pressure within a vessel and dispensing of a fluid contents externally from within the vessel;
• a mass with a surface density;
• a y-axis, an x-axis, a centroidal axis;
• the bi-level tap head defines an upper horizontal bi-cylindrical portion of the coupler including a first level tap head and a second level tap head;
• wherein the first level tap head being arranged along the x-axis of the coupler oriented towards a left side of the centroidal axis includes a first level anterior end having a first level anterior opening and a first level posterior end having a first level posterior opening, and the second level tap head being arranged along the x-axis of the coupler orientated towards a right side of the centroidal axis includes a second level anterior end having a second level anterior opening and a second level posterior end having a second level posterior closed end, wherein the second level posterior closed end of the second level tap head is arranged subordinate to the first level anterior end of the first level tap head;
• the shank defines a vertical cylindrical waist portion of the coupler, the shank including a proximal end and a distal end having a length L2 therebetween and a cross-diameter (CD2), the proximal end extending axially towards the posterior closed end of the second level tap head and the distal end extending axially towards the cap along the centroidal-axis;
• the cap defines a lower dome portion of the coupler, the cap including a crown defining a top portion of the cap, an outer sole defining a flat annular outer margin of the cap, a skirt defining a circumferential periphery of the cap between the crown and the outer sole, an inner sole defining a flat annular inner margin of the cap, wherein the inner sole includes a plurality of ports including at least one gas inlet port integrally machined therein, a bore hole circumvented by a hose barb centrally disposed within the inner sole, a plug includes a plug opening circumvented by a rigid cylindrical sidewall having a plug finish having an exterior side coaxial with an interior side projecting a length L3 from between the outer sole and the inner sole of the cap and having a cross-diameter (CD3);
• a seat integrally machined within the tap head extending from the posterior opening, the seat adapted and operative for releasably attaching a gas pressure regulator via an attachment means, the gas pressure regulator including a gas pressure regulator valve and a gas pressure regulator chamber, and a fistula having an orifice;
• a capsule integrally machined within the first level tap head extending from the first level anterior opening, the capsule adapted for retaining a pressurized gas composition cartridge being arranged abutting the gas pressure regulator, wherein the fistula is adapted and operable for puncturing the pressurized gas composition cartridge removably attached thereon such that a flow of gas composition is released passing through the orifice and into the gas pressure regulator chamber;
• a first channel of the plurality of channels is a gas flow channel integrally machined within the interior portion of the coupler, the gas flow channel initiates from the gas pressure chamber terminating at the gas inlet port for enabling transmission of the flow of gas composition from the gas pressure regulator chamber and into the vessel;
• a rotary actuator operatively releasably attached to the gas pressure regulator via an attachment means for enabling regulation of the flow of gas composition through the gas pressure regulator chamber and into the gas flow channel for selectively dispensing a predetermined volume of gas composition pressure from the gas composition cartridge into the vessel for maintaining a regulated pressure within the vessel;
• a gas pressure aperture having threads integrally machined within a forward portion of the cap adapted and operable for releasably threadably attaching a gas pressure gauge via an attachment means;
• a second channel of the plurality of channels is a gas pressure channel integrally machined within the cap extending from a caudal end of the gas pressure aperture to a gas pressure gauge port integrally machined within the inner sole of the cap, wherein the gas pressure channel is adapted for enabling transmission of a gas pressure from within the vessel through the gas pressure gauge port and through the gas pressure channel for measuring by the gas pressure gauge;
• a gas pressure relief valve aperture having threads integrally machined within a rearward portion of the cap adapted and operable for releasably attaching a gas pressure relief valve via an attachment means for enabling one-directional release of a gas composition externally from within the vessel, wherein an activation component operatively attached to the gas pressure relief valve is activated upon exceeding a predetermined gas pressure level within the vessel;
• a third channel of the plurality of channels is a gas pressure relief valve channel integrally machined within the cap extending from a base end of the gas pressure relief valve aperture to a gas pressure relief port integrally machined within the inner sole of the cap, wherein the gas pressure relief valve channel is adapted for enabling transmission of the one-directional release of gas composition externally from within the vessel through the gas pressure relief port through the gas pressure relief valve channel and through the gas pressure relief valve;
• a fourth channel of the plurality of channels is a fluid delivery channel integrally machined within the coupler having a right angle bend, the fluid delivery channel having a primary opening and a terminal opening, the primary opening commensurate with the bore hole centrally disposed within the cap, and the terminal opening commensurate with the second level anterior opening of the second level tap head, the fluid delivery channel includes a fluid delivery inlet runner fluidly communicable to a fluid delivery outlet runner adapted and operable for the transmission of a flow of the fluid from within the vessel and upstream to a nozzle;
• a fluid delivery tube adapted for enabling transmission of the fluid contained from within the vessel to the fluid delivery channel, wherein the fluid delivery tube includes a first end and a second end having a length L4 therebetween and a cross-diameter (CD4), wherein the first end having a first opening is operatively connected to the hose barb, and the second end having a second opening is provided immersed therein the fluid contained within the vessel;
• a carbonation port integrally machined within the inner sole of the cap;
• a faucet operatively connected to the second level anterior opening via an attachment means, wherein the faucet is adapted for receiving the fluid contents from the fluid delivery channel and adapted for dispensing the fluid contents externally from within the vessel;
• and
• the vessel includes a single unitary body including a bottom and peripheral double-side walls surrounding an interior having a cavity operable to contain a fluid therein under pressure, a neck defining upstanding side walls extending upward from a shoulder portion of the vessel having a length L5 including a neck opening defined by a circumferential rim having a cross-diameter (CD5), wherein the neck includes a neck finish which is mateable with the plug finish of the coupler adapted for enabling releasably attaching the vessel to the coupler.