A portable beverage-pressurizing-and-dispensing cooler for pressurizing and dispensing beverage, comprising:
- a vibration-absorbing portable shell having four sides;
- a vibration-absorbing portable vault inserted into said vibration-absorbing portable shell;
- a removable tray, said removable tray having a plurality of cup openings molded thereon for holding beverage cups;
- a root-beer-float-and-serving-tray lid pivotably attached to said vibration-absorbing portable shell, said root-beer-float-and-serving-tray lid having a plurality of ice-cream compartments molded thereon for storing ice-cream and a tray cavity molded thereon for storing said removable tray;
- a tank-vibration-absorbing circular spring, said vibration-absorbing portable vault having a vault bottom, said tank-vibration-absorbing circular spring molded on said vault bottom for stabilizing pressurized CO2 tank and for absorbing transportation vibration;
- two growler-vibration-absorbing circular springs, said two growler-impact-and-vibration-absorbing circular springs molded on said vault bottom for stabilizing beverage growlers and for absorbing transportation vibration;
- an axle rotatably attached to said vibration-absorbing portable shell;
- two wheels rotatably attached to said axle;
- a plurality of wheel-vibration-absorbing circular springs molded on said two wheels to absorb transportation vibration respectively;
- a CO2 tank, said CO2 tank disposed within said tank-vibration-absorbing circular spring;
- two CO2 hoses, said two CO2 hoses connected to said CO2 tank;
- two beverage growlers, said two beverage growlers connected to said two CO2 hoses;
- two beverage-dispensing hoses, said two beverage-dispensing hoses connected to said two beverage growlers;
- two multi-height spigots, said two multi-height spigots connected to said two beverage-dispensing hoses;
- a tank-and-growler clamp for clamping on and stabilizing said CO2 tank and said two beverage growlers;
- two height-adjustable telescopic posts attached to one of said four sides, each of said two height-adjustable telescopic posts each having a post end;
- a retractable spigot-locking handle, said retractable spigot-locking handle attached to said post ends and having two spigot-locking receptacles molded thereon such that said two spigot-locking receptacles are for locking said two multi-height spigots thereto and for locking said two multi-height spigots at a plurality of different heights;
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- two spring-assisted reels attached to said vibration-absorbing portable vault for said two beverage-dispensing hoses to be wound thereon,
- wherein one of said vibration-absorbing portable shell four sides is a front side, wherein said two multi-height spigots initially rest on said front side, wherein said two beverage-dispensing hoses are capable of quickly extending out of said front side for said two multi-height spigots to be raised and locked to said two spigot-locking receptacles of said retractable spigot-locking handle.