Milk jug and method

A milk jug, the milk jug comprising:

• a) a pitcher body having an inner cylindrical surface, an outer cylindrical surface, an upper edge, a base, and a spout including a U-shaped aperture;
• b) a handle attached to said pitcher body having a junction member and a grasping member;
• c) a blade embedded into said spout of said pitcher body having a blade flat and an edge;
• and
• d) an expiration tag retainer attached to said pitcher body having a tag enclosure, a tag retaining lip, and a tag insertion slot;
• e) wherein the handle is attached to the pitcher body for the purpose of providing a grasping means for lifting the milk jug;
• f) wherein said blade is embedded in said U-shaped aperture of said spout of said pitcher body at an obtuse angle relative to the vertical wall of said U-shaped aperture of said spout of said pitcher body configured for providing a fixed cutting edge for severing a corner of said milk bag resting in said pitcher body;
• g) wherein said milk jug is configured to store, support, and dispense milk from said milk bag;
• and
• h) wherein said pitcher body, said handle, said blade, and said expiration tag retainer are in functional combination.

A milk jug, the milk jug comprising:

• a) a pitcher body having an inner cylindrical surface, an outer cylindrical surface, an upper edge, a base, and a spout including a U-shaped aperture;
• b) a handle attached to said pitcher body having a junction member and a grasping member;
• c) a blade embedded into said spout of said pitcher body having a blade flat and an edge;
• and
• d) an expiration tag retainer attached to said pitcher body having a tag enclosure, a tag retaining lip, and a tag insertion slot;
• e) wherein the handle is attached to the pitcher body for the purpose of providing a grasping means for lifting the milk jug;
• f) wherein said tag enclosure of said expiration tag retainer, said tag retaining lip of said expiration tag retainer, said tag insertion slot of said expiration tag retainer, and said pitcher body enclose an inner volume having an open face opposite of said pitcher body for displaying indicia, and having a gap on one side of said expiration tag retainer comprising said tag insertion slot for slidably receiving said bread tag;
• g) wherein said milk jug is configured to store, support, and dispense milk from said milk bag;
• and
• h) wherein said pitcher body, said handle, said blade, and said expiration tag retainer are in functional combination.

A milk bag pitcher, the milk bag pitcher comprising:

• a pitcher body having an inner cylindrical surface, an outer cylindrical surface, an upper edge, a base, and a spout including a U-shaped aperture;
• a handle attached to said pitcher body having a junction member and a grasping member;
• a blade embedded into said spout of said pitcher body having a blade flat and an edge;
• and
• an expiration tag retainer attached to said pitcher body having a tag enclosure, a tag retaining lip, and a tag insertion slot;
• wherein the handle is attached to the pitcher body for the purpose of providing a grasping means for lifting the milk jug;
• wherein said milk jug is configured to store, support, and dispense milk from a milk bag;
• wherein said pitcher body, said handle, said blade, and said expiration tag retainer are in functional combination;
• wherein said pitcher body, said handle, said blade, and said expiration tag retainer comprise a rigid unit containing an interior volume;
• wherein said pitcher body is structured and arranged to house said milk bag containing milk after said milk bag has been opened;
• wherein said upper edge of said pitcher body comprises a substantially circular opening for receiving said milk bag within said pitcher body;
• wherein said inner surface of said pitcher body is sufficiently tapered to permit easy removal of said milk bag when full and to improve flow of milk from said milk bag when tilted, said inner surface of said pitcher body being of a larger diameter at said upper edge of said pitcher body, and of a smaller diameter at said base of said pitcher body;
• wherein said spout of said pitcher body is structured and arranged to sufficiently support the corner of said milk bag when said pitcher body is tilted for preventing spillage when dispensing milk through a severed corner of said milk bag;
• wherein said upper edge of said pitcher body is pitched relative to said base of said pitcher body, said upper edge of said pitcher body being highest relative to said base of said pitcher body above said spout of said pitcher body, and lowest above said junction member of said handle;
• wherein said spout of said pitcher body comprises a raised skirt extending upward at the front of said pitcher body directly opposite of said handle, having a sufficiently steep angle to support the full height of said milk bag when said pitcher body is tilted;
• wherein said U-shaped aperture of said spout of said pitcher body comprises a trough in said upper edge of said pitcher body for the purpose of providing flow direction for dispensed milk when said pitcher body is tilted, said U-shaped aperture of said spout of said pitcher body being located near a peak of said spout of said pitcher body;
• wherein said blade is embedded in said U-shaped aperture of said spout of said pitcher body at an obtuse angle relative to the vertical wall of said U-shaped aperture of said spout of said pitcher body configured for providing a fixed cutting edge for severing a corner of said milk bag resting in said pitcher body;
• wherein said U-shaped aperture of said spout of said pitcher body forms a fixed outlet configured for dispensing milk from a severed corner of said milk bag when said pitcher body is tilted;
• wherein said base of said pitcher body provides a standing structure configured for supporting said pitcher body on a flat surface while containing said milk bag;
• wherein said expiration tag retainer is affixed to said outer cylindrical surface of said pitcher body in a location visible to a user;
• wherein said expiration tag retainer is structured and arranged to receive and display a bread tag from said milk bag bearing expiration date indicia for the purpose of notifying a user of said milk bag's expiration date;
• wherein said tag enclosure of said expiration tag retainer, said tag retaining lip of said expiration tag retainer, said tag insertion slot of said expiration tag retainer, and said pitcher body enclose an inner volume having an open face opposite of said pitcher body for displaying indicia, and having a gap on one side of said expiration tag retainer comprising said tag insertion slot for slidably receiving said bread tag;
• wherein said junction member of said handle forms a rigid joint between said grasping member of said handle and said pitcher body in such a way that said grasping member is approximately parallel to said pitcher body adapted to provide an ergonomic handgrip useful for tilting said milk jug.